emily's definitions

Abercrombie Whore

A person who is obsessed and always wears Abercrombie and Fitch

Look at the Abercrombie whore's shirt!

by Emily February 10, 2005

christina aguilera

Picture a stripper with a good voice.

Tried to out-sing Aretha Franklin on VH1's Diva's Live. Got her ass kicked.

At the 2002 Grammys, Patti Labelle sung her off the stage, as well as all the other "Lady Marmalade" girls (Pink, Mya, et al).

Has a reputation for being extremely rude and attempting to pick fights with other performers, notably Britney Spears (who used to be her friend), Pink (accused of stealing Aguilera's fashion choices), and Kelly Osbourne (whom she verbally abused at the 2003 MTV Europe Awards).

In late 2003, Christina Aguilera approached Britney Spears in a club and attempted to kiss her, then scolded her for not "being real". Spears responded, "Well, Christina, what's your definition of being real? Approaching girls you haven't seen in three years and attempted to kiss them?"

by Emily January 18, 2004

pollock

a white trash person from pollock pines, ca

That guy is hecka pollock; he is wearing jean shorts and a wife beater while swimming!

by emily June 19, 2006

rhyme-guy

a very stupid but really funny guy who is cute in a stupid way, kind of like dr.sues books

he is such a rhyme guy!

by emily January 21, 2005

The Dracula

Markus he works at gamestop.

Damn nigga l00k it be the dracula.

by Emily January 11, 2005

kesseret

Female lover of cats, and computer expert extraordinare

by Emily November 4, 2003

ditzy hooker

a girl who wears too much makeup is a blonde wears slutty clothes diappears at nights is tired when she is paid. works as an apprentice to a hooker and has a dream to work at hooters!

o....my....god.....becky look at that ass she has got to be a hooker my lord its kristin she used to be a good girl yeah right! until 70's well we all knew what happened after that!!!!!!

by emily July 6, 2004