el hombre 123's definitions

Mickey Rourke

an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like Diner and Barfly, crapped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did Sin City reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, "The Wrestler". He played a heartbreaking character named Randy "The Ram" Robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.

Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!

Example 2:

dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!

Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)

by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009

rugby

a respectable sport. Until these fans insult Australian Rules Football atrociously on this site. This shames the sport into nothing but an excuse to for prison rapists to get fresh air and grab testicles.

dude 1: Hey rugby is great!!!

dude 2: Yeah...yeah...it was, until I found out some fans are trolls who love to rip on the Australian Rules Football fans and the game. Now this proves that a distrubing majority of fans and players and former or current rapists/misfits in normal society.

by el hombre 123 July 5, 2009

mindrot

like every other kind of rot like crotchrot but with your head. Its when your up at 3 AM playing addicting games or reading celebrity twitters or watching terribly unintentionally hilarious pron. Basically, mindrot is doing something crushingly stupid while your mind slowly melts and all of your intelligence bleeds out of your ears.

Me- Yo, I was just so high, I decided to go on youtube and watch parkour accidents! Its was awesome but it was total fuckin mindrot.

My Friend- Dude you need a chick.

Me- Yeah real bad, fapping gets old.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

columbine

Ex 1- A tragic incident at Columbine High School in 1999 where two assholes shot innocent students.

Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.

Ex 1.- Oh my god, its been 10 years since Columbine? What an awful moment in history, God bless the victims and their families.

Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

fuck her gently

Jack Black and Kyle Gass' fucking amazing song and also a cry for help for women victimized by dudes who try to imitate porn stars going light speed in bed while failing miserably. THEN you fuck her hard.

(look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)

Me & Everyone with a brain- Tenacious D and that song Fuck Her Gently fucking rock harder than anything in history.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

cream of man

its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.

Ex 1:

Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?

Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

Guy 1- Can I have some?

Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"

Ex 2-

Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

The Dublin Dip

(noun) When you grab all the booze from a party and leave.

Combination of the phrase dip which means to bounce from a place abruptly, and Dublin referring to the Irish love for drinking.

Danny: "Yo this party is fuckin wack let's get out of here."
Brandon: "I've got a better idea let's take all their shit first."
Danny: "Word time to pull the Dublin Dip, its in my blood."

partygoer 15 minutes later: "Yo doood where's my 30?"

Example 2:

Justin: OH FUCK THE COPS ARE HERE!!! Finna Dublin Dip out of this bitch!

by el hombre 123 February 27, 2012