eddie's definitions

ass wax

using a hot ass to wax the hood of a Trans Am.

Throwing Tina down on the hood of a Trans Am,aND WAXING HER ASS.

by eddie September 29, 2003

Wardo

To be in Sexual Relations with One or more Person(s) of the same Sex.

I've been in a Wardo for the last 3 Months

by Eddie June 20, 2003

Jive Turkey

someone who talks trash or junk

Ed: Hey sweetie how you feelin'?
Lady: Fine
Ed: Fine lookin'? or Feelin'?
Lady: Both

by Eddie June 30, 2003

skcollob

bollocks

eddies got a big skcollob

by eddie March 12, 2003

Loisel

Comes from the line of the biggest pimp daddys around in all of the U.S.
Said to be able to bend a girl over in less than 8 seconds flat.

I'm gonna pull a Loisel on your ass, now get bending bitch.

by Eddie April 8, 2005

Poop

poopy is what happens when you ingest the magic poopy and visit the one true god that is eddie (who owes you cigarettes) eddie is our lord on high (get it?) and was the victor of the poopy wars, started by anti-christ-poop who was a monkey... wearing a weights belt..... and sunglasses.... oh and a arab headress. for more information please contact general adam mc poop the poopiest of the poop or josh better than adam mc poop in the scale of poopiness but still lacks as much hair as adadm except his eyebrows or alternatively please visit www.savethepoop.com
*unfortunately this website dosnt YET exist as we have no money
*please send money
* or alternatively you may visit www.talktofrank.co.uk and ask him about magic poop
lots of love
us

1. dude im like totally... totally.... i dunno.... poop.
2. dude rainbow road is so hard i keep falling off.... poop head
3. who you calling poop head, poop head
4.*dribble*

by Eddie April 22, 2005

snow blowing

When you spit your partner's cum in their mouth without telling them after they have cummed in your mouth without telling you

I snow blowed him to get him back.

by Eddie October 5, 2003