ed's definitions

web site

a page viewed on the internet

urbandictionary.com is a kick-ass web site

by Ed July 23, 2003

basey

a cool loser
a nice guy but a bit odd
a wierdo with style

aaaaaaaawwww basey jesus christ

by ed September 27, 2004

slop shot

The climax of a porn scene featuring a male wherein the camera focuses in on the male's junk, and he blows his spooge all over the place. Also known as a cum shot.

"Everybody take cover! Here comes the slop shot!"

"So what? We are across the room from those two rutting persons."

"Can you not see, fool? That man is none other than Peter North!"

/everybody screams and ducks behind tables\

by Ed March 3, 2004

esoteric

adj.
1)understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite.
2)belonging to the select few.
3)private; secret;confidential.

TRISHA: and the winning theme is 'That Episode of Whos the Boss Where Tony Sees Rachael Naked in the Shower.
PETER: YES! That's mine! un-freakin-believable!
LOIS: Peter, isn't that somewhat esoteric?
PETER: Lois, Whos the Boss isn't a food.

by Ed August 4, 2004

tragic

something that is crappy. usually involves people dying

9/11 was tragic

by Ed July 23, 2003

Crapalyst

The new name for ATI's Catalyst video card drivers.

Will they ever improve their drivers are keep adding more useless features? New driver releases fix one issue and create five new ones.

by Ed February 27, 2005

fuck off

To dismiss a specific activity.

I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.

by Ed May 6, 2004