ed's definitions

krunk

Krunk is word currently used by famous rappers such as lil' Jon, meaning crazy angry or in crediblr powerfull "Krunk" is a very versatile word that is gaining popularity and differing meaning.

Some dude cut me off in the freeway now im all krunk and shi*.

by Ed February 17, 2005

euphemism

1. the substitution of a milder, vaguer word or expression for one considered to be offensive or unpleasant.
2. the word or expression so substituted.

"Put to sleep" is a euphemism for "kill".

by ed January 19, 2003

web site

a page viewed on the internet

urbandictionary.com is a kick-ass web site

by Ed July 23, 2003

semi auto

Short for "semi-automatic."

1. (adj.) The characteristic, of a firearm, of being able to fire a single round for each pull of the trigger.

2. (n.) A firearm with this characteristic.

Commonly mistaken to mean fully automatic, which indicates a firearm most people would call a "machine gun," with which the user pulls the trigger a single time and holds it and the entire magazine is fired in succession, usually within a few seconds.

My Glock is a semi-auto with a 10-round magazine, so if I want to fire ten shots I have to pull the trigger ten times.

by ed July 25, 2004

fuck off

To dismiss a specific activity.

I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.

by Ed May 6, 2004

ryabnn

Cray hot homosexual, but can be strait when needed. His penis is 5 x 5 and remains mostly flacid.

OMG did you see ryan? Yea hes def a tomato. Sucks for him LOL!!

by ED April 8, 2005

Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

by Ed March 20, 2005