ed's definitions

underage beer liaison

Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.

"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"

by ED March 16, 2005

upper-middle class

Lawyers, Doctors, Accountants etc would be considered upper-middle class

i am a doctor, i am upper-middle class

by ed June 18, 2006

Muckled

Slang. Drunk or intoxicated.

I was so muckled I blacked-out last night.

by Ed March 26, 2005

Dictator

what i would like to be when i grow up. i would like to be dictator of japan

all hail Ed, the best dicator in the world

by Ed June 6, 2005

fratastic

Being very Frat boy like; possesing the desirable frat boy qualities.

"Dude, I'm so fratatic, I haven't cut my hair in a year and only own Polo shirts!"

by Ed May 16, 2003

Hiffy

a toke on a reefer

have a hiffy on a jiffy

by Ed May 4, 2003

pedosexual

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.

See pedophile.

Bob is a pedophile but he calls himself a "pedosexual" in order to portray his deviant sexual desires as a mere sexual orientation. The rest of us know Bob is really just mentally ill.

by Ed January 21, 2005