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cyberlover

a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real

usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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ruditudinal

pronounced rude-i-tude-i-nal

to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
"That new GenXY dude in IT went all ruditudinal on me, acting all myfacy and chit, like I never heard of the web... so I went all homeboy wiggerspeak on his sorry pale ass, then ended it with some choice high-tech quotes from my homey Snoop."

"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."

"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."
by dsimms July 27, 2008
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pigsize

the largest size you can get in any product

for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
"What size drink you want with that?"

"Pigsize me!"
by dsimms January 18, 2008
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cyberlink

another term for a cyberline, usually referring to the endpoint equipment one uses during cybersex

any computer equipment used to connect to your cyberlover during cybersex
"After class today, I'm gotta get on my cyberlink and touch base with Sasha"

"Who?"

"Sasha. My new cybersqueeze. Met her on MyFace."

"Ohhh"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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West Bubblefuck

West Bubblefuck, or WBF, is the upscale American version of BFE, or Bumfuck Egypt.

You would expect to find the Snobbleys and Bickersons residing in West Bubblefuck, whereas you'd expect the inhabitants of BFE to be mostly TPT and cornpone.

In either case, the location refers to some place "way out to hell and gone".
"My cousin's family wanna move from Bumfuck Egypt, where they's livin now, clear out ta West Bubblefuck t'other side o' the tracks. I done told 'em they ain't gonna be happy there, livin 'mongst them rich folks. But they don't listen to me. I guess they got airs."

flip side:

"My cousin's family, quite pedigreed you know, want to move from their comfy townhouse in the suburbs out to that new development in south county. They're looking at buying some kind of barn-converted-loft, for God sakes, with acreage. That's like moving from West Bubblefuck out to Bumfuck Egypt if you ask me. So retrograde. Why don't they move into the city, where there's some culture?"
by dsimms May 26, 2008
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ST:NG

Star Trek: the Next Generation - the second tv series in the long-running science fiction franchise

usually pronouneced as "S T N G", as separate letters with no reference to the colon, even though it is _always_ written with the colon

also called simply "Next Generation" by the geekazoids

sometimes also written ST:tNG
"He is such a geek, when he says ST:NG you can hear the fucking colon in it, I swear"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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blogoo

meaningless blog drivel clogging up the major search engines on the web; from the term grey goo

when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless

this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words

other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic

link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity

now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses

capiche?

a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
blogoo is the toe jam of the web
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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