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CASE tools

Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners

CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.

Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.

(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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bionoid

biological yet constructed

biologically or genetically engineered (gengineered)

implies not natural, not created by nature
The concept of bionoid humans has been around a long time. What do you think golems and Frankenstein's monster are?
"Out of clay and flesh, we carve thee."

or

"I think your boyfriend is a real bionoid douche bag"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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expresso

any fancy Starbucks coffee beverage to go
Driving in to my cubicle today I stopped and got a frap'n'shot expresso. So I'm a little wired.
by dsimms May 1, 2008
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consensual reality

another description for virtual reality, especially when it involves multiple users interacting in a virtual space

"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"Yes, I achieved a form of sexual intimacy with my partner in consensual reality last night."

"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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porn princess

The term "porn princess" is a polite diminutive retrograde form of the more widespread term "porn queen". It does not imply her behavior is any less lewd or immoral or kinky.
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008
by dsimms January 11, 2009
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lovebot

a polite term for a sexbot

1. a sexbot that someone has fallen in love with

2. a sexbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with

3. a fuckbot you make love to

4. how you describe your new Robovenus to the rest of the family

5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than sex; discontinued the following year

not to be confused with the Love Boat, a quasi-amusing TV show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to C-list status (but before they hit Hollywood Squares bottom)
"The next sexbot I buy, I hope I can afford one of those hot new foreign bots... maybe that sleek BMW lovebot with the level-5 AI, or maybe one of those new Mercedes models they're making in France."

"What about a Saab lovebot? I hear those Swedish models are hot! And they cry real tears!"

"Oh yeah! I just don't wanna buy another American-made model, like GE or Whirlpool... they fuck ok, but they're so blah otherwise."

"What about that new Japanese/Korean lovebot, the LG-12?"

"Hey man, I'm no perv!"
by dsimms January 26, 2008
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porn queen

A porn queen usually refers to a woman who has appeared in pornographic media, such as movies (porn flicks), magazines (porn mags), or online porn sites (webporn).

Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.

Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson

(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
by dsimms January 11, 2009
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