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"I swear dude. I wear that t-shirt that says 'Will you be my love slave?' and girls I've never seen before just walk up to me and say 'Yes'."
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the love slavemug. genetically engineered
implies very high-tech bioengineering
implies very high-tech bioengineering
by dsimms January 9, 2009
Get the gengineeredmug. (alternate spelling for blogoo)
grey goo search results consisting mostly of blog links that have nothing to do with the topic you're interested in
what's worse is when the link is to some blog that links to some other blog, and only came up in the search results because it has your search topic as a meaningless buzz word or the name of some blogger
example: you want to find information on herpes, and some blog wonk has the name Herpes, so the first 200 search results are links to _other_ peoples' blogs that point to Herpes' blogs, and are of the form: "on April 20, Herpes commented on Britney's breakup with Justin", or "Herpes said in his blog yesterday he's gonna vote for Obama"
grey goo search results consisting mostly of blog links that have nothing to do with the topic you're interested in
what's worse is when the link is to some blog that links to some other blog, and only came up in the search results because it has your search topic as a meaningless buzz word or the name of some blogger
example: you want to find information on herpes, and some blog wonk has the name Herpes, so the first 200 search results are links to _other_ peoples' blogs that point to Herpes' blogs, and are of the form: "on April 20, Herpes commented on Britney's breakup with Justin", or "Herpes said in his blog yesterday he's gonna vote for Obama"
by dsimms April 21, 2008
Get the bloggoomug. by dsimms May 24, 2008
Get the Vagina Slimsmug. biological yet constructed
biologically or genetically engineered (gengineered)
implies not natural, not created by nature
biologically or genetically engineered (gengineered)
implies not natural, not created by nature
The concept of bionoid humans has been around a long time. What do you think golems and Frankenstein's monster are?
"Out of clay and flesh, we carve thee."
or
"I think your boyfriend is a real bionoid douche bag"
"Out of clay and flesh, we carve thee."
or
"I think your boyfriend is a real bionoid douche bag"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the bionoidmug. a polite term for a sexbot
1. a sexbot that someone has fallen in love with
2. a sexbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with
3. a fuckbot you make love to
4. how you describe your new Robovenus to the rest of the family
5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than sex; discontinued the following year
not to be confused with the Love Boat, a quasi-amusing TV show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to C-list status (but before they hit Hollywood Squares bottom)
1. a sexbot that someone has fallen in love with
2. a sexbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with
3. a fuckbot you make love to
4. how you describe your new Robovenus to the rest of the family
5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than sex; discontinued the following year
not to be confused with the Love Boat, a quasi-amusing TV show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to C-list status (but before they hit Hollywood Squares bottom)
"The next sexbot I buy, I hope I can afford one of those hot new foreign bots... maybe that sleek BMW lovebot with the level-5 AI, or maybe one of those new Mercedes models they're making in France."
"What about a Saab lovebot? I hear those Swedish models are hot! And they cry real tears!"
"Oh yeah! I just don't wanna buy another American-made model, like GE or Whirlpool... they fuck ok, but they're so blah otherwise."
"What about that new Japanese/Korean lovebot, the LG-12?"
"Hey man, I'm no perv!"
"What about a Saab lovebot? I hear those Swedish models are hot! And they cry real tears!"
"Oh yeah! I just don't wanna buy another American-made model, like GE or Whirlpool... they fuck ok, but they're so blah otherwise."
"What about that new Japanese/Korean lovebot, the LG-12?"
"Hey man, I'm no perv!"
by dsimms January 26, 2008
Get the lovebotmug. Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners
CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.
Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.
Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.
(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
by dsimms January 9, 2009
Get the CASE toolsmug.