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another term for a cyberline, usually referring to the endpoint equipment one uses during cybersex
any computer equipment used to connect to your cyberlover during cybersex
any computer equipment used to connect to your cyberlover during cybersex
"After class today, I'm gotta get on my cyberlink and touch base with Sasha"
"Who?"
"Sasha. My new cybersqueeze. Met her on MyFace."
"Ohhh"
"Who?"
"Sasha. My new cybersqueeze. Met her on MyFace."
"Ohhh"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the cyberlink mug.the network connection you use to have cybersex with your cyber fuckbuddy
the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the cyberline mug.the largest size you can get in any product
for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
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"Dude, you gotta adify, not dignify... look what Drudge did."
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
by dsimms April 22, 2008
Get the adify mug.a technique used in movies and videogames (especially fps, first-person-shooters) to make the game or movie seem much scarier than it is -- this effect is achieved by making the scene way darker than it needs to be, thus cloaking the presence and movement of monsters who are lurking in the background
sometimes bright, randomly flashing or sparking lights are added to sections of the scene to further heighten the tension
the use of nightmarevision in videogames began with Quake and continues on today... the recent movie Cloverfield used lots of nightmarevision which made certain scenes eerier and scarier, but also helped the director/editor hide the cuts and transitions in the supposedly single-shot pseudo-handheld video sequences... further scariness was achieved by switching from total darkness to nightvision in one scene, allowing the actors to see a little bit in the total dark, thus making nightvision a special form of nightmarevision
a similar concept to nightmarevision is spookyvision, first used on the tv show South Park for one of their Halloween specials... spookyvision uses the visage of Barbra Streisand, rather than darkness, to enhance the scariness of scenes
sometimes bright, randomly flashing or sparking lights are added to sections of the scene to further heighten the tension
the use of nightmarevision in videogames began with Quake and continues on today... the recent movie Cloverfield used lots of nightmarevision which made certain scenes eerier and scarier, but also helped the director/editor hide the cuts and transitions in the supposedly single-shot pseudo-handheld video sequences... further scariness was achieved by switching from total darkness to nightvision in one scene, allowing the actors to see a little bit in the total dark, thus making nightvision a special form of nightmarevision
a similar concept to nightmarevision is spookyvision, first used on the tv show South Park for one of their Halloween specials... spookyvision uses the visage of Barbra Streisand, rather than darkness, to enhance the scariness of scenes
"Do you like that new fps you just got?"
"No. I couldn't set the gamma up high enough to see shit. Those asshole game writers kept the whole first level in nightmarevision, even when I got to the Boss. And it wasn't all that scary, the nightmarevision just made it hard to see or do anything. I'm like what the fuck? I think I just kissed off forty fuckin bucks."
"No. I couldn't set the gamma up high enough to see shit. Those asshole game writers kept the whole first level in nightmarevision, even when I got to the Boss. And it wasn't all that scary, the nightmarevision just made it hard to see or do anything. I'm like what the fuck? I think I just kissed off forty fuckin bucks."
by dsimms April 25, 2008
Get the nightmarevision mug.strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year
"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel
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Get the pull a yoder mug."I swear dude. I wear that t-shirt that says 'Will you be my love slave?' and girls I've never seen before just walk up to me and say 'Yes'."
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