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Definitions by dsimms

pull a yoder 

strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year
"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel
pull a yoder by dsimms August 20, 2012

porn queen 

A porn queen usually refers to a woman who has appeared in pornographic media, such as movies (porn flicks), magazines (porn mags), or online porn sites (webporn).

Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.

Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson

(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
porn queen by dsimms January 11, 2009

porn princess 

The term "porn princess" is a polite diminutive retrograde form of the more widespread term "porn queen". It does not imply her behavior is any less lewd or immoral or kinky.
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008
porn princess by dsimms January 11, 2009

porn flick 

a pornographic movie

in the old days (pre-videotape and pre-DVD), porn flicks could be seen on the big screen in porn movie houses, aka adult theaters, or at home on little screens using home projectors playing grainy 16mm films often referred to as "stag films"

today porn flicks can be enjoyed at home on DVD's, or online as mpegs, Flash movies, or iPod/xPod downloads
Dude, let's rent some old-school porn flicks for your bachelor party.
porn flick by dsimms January 11, 2009

porn mag 

a mens magazine usually filled with pornographic images ranging from scantily-clad young ladies (1950's era), to today's naked titty pics, beaver pics, lesbian, oral, anal, group, fetish, bdsm, and worse

this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites

sometimes called "porno"
Yuck. I was looking for my fishing gear in our garage when I found my dad's hidden stash.

Your dad smokes dope?

No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.
porn mag by dsimms January 11, 2009

gengineered 

genetically engineered

implies very high-tech bioengineering
"I'm gonna get me one of them new gengineered giant dicks!"
gengineered by dsimms January 9, 2009

roboporn 

any pornography (books, movies, manga, etc.) involving robots

such pornography may include other standard porn fare: human males and females, animals, toys, bdsm equipment, aliens, tentacles, orifices, costumes, role-playing, and sometimes even plot - but the main focus in roboporn is usually on the robots

similar in usage to gnome porn
"Geez, your geekazoid little brother likes roboporn?"

"Yeah. And the other day I caught him fondling a carburetor."

"Man, that is so skiff"
roboporn by dsimms January 9, 2009