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meaningless blog drivel clogging up the major search engines on the web; from the term grey goo
when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
by dsimms April 21, 2008
Get the blogoomug. the new type of plastic rubber that feels exactly like human skin, especially the soft flesh of the genitals, used to make realistic sex toys
"I felt the sexflesh on that new realistic penis vibrator, man. It felt weird. Just like the skin on my own dick. It was freaky."
"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"
"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"
"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
by dsimms January 9, 2009
Get the sexfleshmug. Can refer to a person or a sexbot. When refering to a person, "kinkazoid" usually means one of the following:
1. a general pervert
2. a pervert who owns and bangs a kinkazoid sexbot
3. someone who works at a Kinko's copy center
When referring to a sexbot, a "kinkazoid" is a sexbot specially designed or outfitted for some pervert fetish. For example:
1. a schoolgirl or Sailor Moon sexbot (popular in Japan);
2. an anime elf-waif sexbot (popular among D&D fans);
3. a life-size Barbie-replica sexbot;
4. a zoological creature, male or female, like a swan or hairy gorilla sexbot;
5. an alien male or female lifeform, like an Alien, Klingon, or Predator sexbot;
6. a wtf-celebrity sexbot, i.e. a replica of a celebrity or famous person not normally associated with sex, like Margaret Thatcher or Queen Victoria.
Note that alien sexbots like T'Pring (Star Trek) or Zhaan (Farscape) or 44 of D (Borg), or celebrity-replicas like Paris Hilton or Madonna sexbots, would not be considered kinkazoids because their prototypes are considered sexy (at least by some). "Kinkazoid" usually implies a sexbot that fulfills some kind of deviant desire or fantasy.
For some reason the teddy bear sexbots used by a lot of women are not considered deviant, therefore they aren't labeled as kinkazoids.
1. a general pervert
2. a pervert who owns and bangs a kinkazoid sexbot
3. someone who works at a Kinko's copy center
When referring to a sexbot, a "kinkazoid" is a sexbot specially designed or outfitted for some pervert fetish. For example:
1. a schoolgirl or Sailor Moon sexbot (popular in Japan);
2. an anime elf-waif sexbot (popular among D&D fans);
3. a life-size Barbie-replica sexbot;
4. a zoological creature, male or female, like a swan or hairy gorilla sexbot;
5. an alien male or female lifeform, like an Alien, Klingon, or Predator sexbot;
6. a wtf-celebrity sexbot, i.e. a replica of a celebrity or famous person not normally associated with sex, like Margaret Thatcher or Queen Victoria.
Note that alien sexbots like T'Pring (Star Trek) or Zhaan (Farscape) or 44 of D (Borg), or celebrity-replicas like Paris Hilton or Madonna sexbots, would not be considered kinkazoids because their prototypes are considered sexy (at least by some). "Kinkazoid" usually implies a sexbot that fulfills some kind of deviant desire or fantasy.
For some reason the teddy bear sexbots used by a lot of women are not considered deviant, therefore they aren't labeled as kinkazoids.
"Omigod! Did you hear? They busted open his basement and found a Margaret Thatcher kinkazoid down there! Fox News is hushing it up!"
"What a kinkazoid. I always knew he was a dirty Tory douche bag."
"What a kinkazoid. I always knew he was a dirty Tory douche bag."
by dsimms May 10, 2008
Get the kinkazoidmug. 1. the define, or architecture, of boundary swell at the little feet and/or human-sized sex organs, applied to attitude, visitude, or moral stance, vis-a-visual real or perceived mechanical meat and motion
2. anything related to the topics of sexbots, lovebots, or fuckbots, inclusive
3. cybersexery
2. anything related to the topics of sexbots, lovebots, or fuckbots, inclusive
3. cybersexery
"...harassed less violently because I am at least visually conforming to expectation of sexbottery"
- random quote pulled from Google
"Yo, dawg, meet you on da holodeck for a little sexbottery, you know what I'm sayin?"
"Why are you talking like that, Data?"
- random quote pulled from Google
"Yo, dawg, meet you on da holodeck for a little sexbottery, you know what I'm sayin?"
"Why are you talking like that, Data?"
by dsimms February 5, 2008
Get the sexbotterymug. genetically engineered
implies very high-tech bioengineering
implies very high-tech bioengineering
by dsimms January 9, 2009
Get the gengineeredmug. (alternate spelling for blogoo)
grey goo search results consisting mostly of blog links that have nothing to do with the topic you're interested in
what's worse is when the link is to some blog that links to some other blog, and only came up in the search results because it has your search topic as a meaningless buzz word or the name of some blogger
example: you want to find information on herpes, and some blog wonk has the name Herpes, so the first 200 search results are links to _other_ peoples' blogs that point to Herpes' blogs, and are of the form: "on April 20, Herpes commented on Britney's breakup with Justin", or "Herpes said in his blog yesterday he's gonna vote for Obama"
grey goo search results consisting mostly of blog links that have nothing to do with the topic you're interested in
what's worse is when the link is to some blog that links to some other blog, and only came up in the search results because it has your search topic as a meaningless buzz word or the name of some blogger
example: you want to find information on herpes, and some blog wonk has the name Herpes, so the first 200 search results are links to _other_ peoples' blogs that point to Herpes' blogs, and are of the form: "on April 20, Herpes commented on Britney's breakup with Justin", or "Herpes said in his blog yesterday he's gonna vote for Obama"
by dsimms April 21, 2008
Get the bloggoomug. by dsimms May 24, 2008
Get the Vagina Slimsmug.