drew s's definitions

engineering

a college student who majors in this can forget about his life, because there will be no more time to do anything besides study, and then drink to forget how fucked you are. Study and drinking, that's about it. Also, engineers are known to have no sleeping pattern because of numerous all-nighters. There should be an amendment to the constitution to add an entire point to any engineering student's GPA, as only then will the scale be fair to everyone.

Business major: what's your major?
Engineering major: engineering.
Business major: (gets a mental image of engineering major stabbing himself with pencils, not sleeping for 36 hours straight, and failing multiple classes. Yet the engineering major is still 4 times smarter than the business major.)

by drew s January 3, 2008

jacktard

basically one of the greatest words ever. Also used as an extreme yet hilarious insult.

c-dav: humps the wall
drew: dude stfu you jacktard

by drew s January 1, 2005

eye poop

I believe the origin of this word have been around since before my time. However, It was brought to my attention one tday that this was still a word. The word was said by none other than Mr. Reppert, while at my house. He recognized the fact that Binks had eye poop...in his eye.

EWWW. Binks still has eye poop.

by drew s April 3, 2005

niggardliness

an extremely random word that was in our vocab book that looks like something that it's not

lance stands in niggardliness

by drew s September 26, 2004

mushroom slap

if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.

C-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said "oh my gosh guys guess what happened?"

by drew s April 12, 2004

guesstimate

An educated guess. A guesstimation is a guess, but at the same time an estimation.

I guesstimated that 95% of people in Zimbabwe think this word is cool.

by drew s April 8, 2004

beat buddies

ok. so you've heard of fuck buddies right? just friends who do each other from time to time
ok, so hear me out, i got a sweet idea for all those religious chicks
see i was pondering this while playing WoW with c dav earlier, and remembered a girl telling me she wanted to save herself for marriage. so i thought, what about BEAT buddies?
see, just a guy and girl friend who 'bate to each other. that way, it breaks no virginal code, cause there's no penetration

Guy A: Hey man, Alexandra wants to save herself for marriage.. now we can't be fuck buddies.
Guy B: Well dude, you can still have fun and save her virginity too: just become Beat Buddies
Guy C: That's right, if you play it out right, you could become all-tim 'Bate Dates

by drew s June 23, 2006