dmccowan's definitions

ear virgin

People who're so "Highly" sensitive to fowl language, they don't wish "Anyone" about them using it.
(Advanced virgin ears)

Duane Roper at Sears is an ear virgin.

by dmccowan October 4, 2008

sf&b

seriously fucked and broken

Damn, where I work has gotten to be sf&b, why they can't can several of the managers, I don't know.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

duh logic

Sensible or common sense stuff.

It comes down to duh logic, that if you didn't pay your credit card bill they're gonna cut up your card.

by dmccowan October 4, 2008

jig

To put down or trick someone unexpectantly.

I jigged joe when he least expected it.

by dmccowan June 10, 2008

drunk out

calling or sitting out sick from work, after parting or drinking "Way" too much.

Steve got so wasted last night, he pulled a drunk out

by dmccowan February 24, 2008

hard luck harry

A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes.

God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry.

by dmccowan February 22, 2008

celeb mething

When a celebrity or the media "ODs" on a story (i.e. ramrods) about a celeb, as if there's "nothing" else to report.

Good God! I wish ET and E! News would stop celeb mething Lohan and Spears.

by dmccowan January 20, 2008