16 definitions by dmccowan

jig

To put down or trick someone unexpectantly.

I jigged joe when he least expected it.

by dmccowan June 10, 2008

ear virgin

People who're so "Highly" sensitive to fowl language, they don't wish "Anyone" about them using it.
(Advanced virgin ears)

Duane Roper at Sears is an ear virgin.

by dmccowan August 9, 2008

crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

club music

1. Club music style songs played on radio stations.

2. Songs with no clear rhythm nor beat played on radio stations thinking since it's popular in clubs, it "SHOULD" be popular outside the clubs

God, what sort of club music is this radio station playing.

by dmccowan May 5, 2008

sf&b

seriously fucked and broken

Damn, where I work has gotten to be sf&b, why they can't can several of the managers, I don't know.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

bribewashing

brainwashing through money, in hopes of causing people to forget past sins.

China must have done a lot of bribewashing in order to get the Olympics after what happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989, along with their Human Rights abuses.

by dmccowan April 28, 2008

drunk out

calling or sitting out sick from work, after parting or drinking "Way" too much.

Steve got so wasted last night, he pulled a drunk out

by dmccowan February 24, 2008