jig

To put down or trick someone unexpectantly.

I jigged joe when he least expected it.

by dmccowan June 10, 2008

celeb mething

When a celebrity or the media "ODs" on a story (i.e. ramrods) about a celeb, as if there's "nothing" else to report.

Good God! I wish ET and E! News would stop celeb mething Lohan and Spears.

by dmccowan January 20, 2008

sf&b

seriously fucked and broken

Damn, where I work has gotten to be sf&b, why they can't can several of the managers, I don't know.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

bribewashing

brainwashing through money, in hopes of causing people to forget past sins.

China must have done a lot of bribewashing in order to get the Olympics after what happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989, along with their Human Rights abuses.

by dmccowan April 28, 2008

ear virgin

People who're so "Highly" sensitive to fowl language, they don't wish "Anyone" about them using it.
(Advanced virgin ears)

Duane Roper at Sears is an ear virgin.

by dmccowan August 09, 2008

crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

hard luck harry

A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes.

God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry.

by dmccowan February 23, 2008