dmccowan's definitions

drunk out

calling or sitting out sick from work, after parting or drinking "Way" too much.

Steve got so wasted last night, he pulled a drunk out

by dmccowan February 24, 2008

hard luck harry

A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes.

God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry.

by dmccowan February 22, 2008

jig

To put down or trick someone unexpectantly.

I jigged joe when he least expected it.

by dmccowan June 10, 2008

DTJs

(Drop Trou Jeans) Pants that are "Larger" than the wearer, and the tops of their underwear can be seen. Plus they must constantly keep them from falling so they won't trip.

Damn, I 'd love that guy's DTJs "ONE" good yank, and see him "Fall" on his ass!

by dmccowan January 28, 2008

media mething

when the media reports the same story to the point of over kill

God why can't the media mething over Lindsey Lohan cease.

by dmccowan July 23, 2010

prize winner

leaving a "large" dump someplace worthy of non-flushing.
(preferably "not" at one's own place)

Ha Ha. I left a prize winner at KFC just an hour ago.

by dmccowan October 8, 2008

bribewashing

brainwashing through money, in hopes of causing people to forget past sins.

China must have done a lot of bribewashing in order to get the Olympics after what happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989, along with their Human Rights abuses.

by dmccowan April 28, 2008