dmccowan's definitions

celeb mething

When a celebrity or the media "ODs" on a story (i.e. ramrods) about a celeb, as if there's "nothing" else to report.

Good God! I wish ET and E! News would stop celeb mething Lohan and Spears.

by dmccowan January 20, 2008

prize winner

leaving a "large" dump someplace worthy of non-flushing.
(preferably "not" at one's own place)

Ha Ha. I left a prize winner at KFC just an hour ago.

by dmccowan October 8, 2008

crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

media mething

when the media reports the same story to the point of over kill

God why can't the media mething over Lindsey Lohan cease.

by dmccowan July 23, 2010

duh logic

Sensible or common sense stuff.

It comes down to duh logic, that if you didn't pay your credit card bill they're gonna cut up your card.

by dmccowan October 4, 2008

C1A

Cover one's ass-a note or anything done to keep one from getting their ass chewed out for known/unknown things.

Glad I left that C1A, so that bitch of a manager didn't ream me for that stock I wasn't able to put out.

by dmccowan March 1, 2008

club music

1. Club music style songs played on radio stations.

2. Songs with no clear rhythm nor beat played on radio stations thinking since it's popular in clubs, it "SHOULD" be popular outside the clubs

God, what sort of club music is this radio station playing.

by dmccowan May 5, 2008