dirty sanchez's definitions

Van-Girl

The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School.

"That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me."

by Dirty Sanchez March 2, 2004

your mom's sweet asshole

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Fugesbian

A fat ugly women who enjoys the presence of another vagina.

Ellen Degeneres has dated many Fugesbians.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

assface

1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead

Look at that assface

by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003

breasticles

its your tits up top ..

"check out the breasticles on that honey"

by Dirty Sanchez February 29, 2004

Underflip

Performing a twirling maneouver during sexual activity.

Those two homeless men performed an underflip last night on the steps of the public library.

by Dirty Sanchez June 5, 2004