dirty sanchez's definitions

Bazard

A type of small cherry tree.

"The last time I played Scrabble I threw down the word bazard."

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Firing Squad

A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.

Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

assface

1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead

Look at that assface

by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003

breasticles

its your tits up top ..

"check out the breasticles on that honey"

by Dirty Sanchez February 29, 2004

cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.

Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

fullins

The process where one person gives a handjob to another person with one hand, and fists said person's colon with the other.

Man I sure was bloody after that fullins!

Cordy can you come give me a fullins?

Jon you gave the most horrible fullins I've ever had.

by dirty sanchez April 5, 2004

Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003