dirty sanchez's definitions

your mom's sweet asshole

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Van-Girl

The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School.

"That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me."

by Dirty Sanchez March 2, 2004

royale

black and hardxcore. pretty flippin 5w337

the other day i saw this weird royale guy. but he was hawt so it's all good.

by dirty sanchez March 6, 2005

Fugesbian

A fat ugly women who enjoys the presence of another vagina.

Ellen Degeneres has dated many Fugesbians.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

stuffnuts

boinking,laying some pipe

from the origin word of "GetLayedAlot"

The broad asked if I was ready to stuffnuts

by dirty sanchez May 2, 2004

fullins

The process where one person gives a handjob to another person with one hand, and fists said person's colon with the other.

Man I sure was bloody after that fullins!

Cordy can you come give me a fullins?

Jon you gave the most horrible fullins I've ever had.

by dirty sanchez April 5, 2004