dirty sanchez's definitions

Bazard

A type of small cherry tree.

"The last time I played Scrabble I threw down the word bazard."

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

your mom's sweet asshole

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

Van-Girl

The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School.

"That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me."

by Dirty Sanchez March 2, 2004

upper deck

to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet

That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.

by dirty sanchez July 14, 2002

burrito

Definitively not the kind of shitty food Taco Bell sells and people thinks that's mexican food

John: Damn!! I just saw some big piece of shit on the table!!!
Dave: Dude...That was my Taco Bell burrito

by dirty sanchez January 13, 2005

Double Anal

To take two penises in your ass. LikeAnal but more painful. occasional seen in porn. Half of a DVDA....

"Wow check out that slut she's takin a double anal"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Smace

Of extremely weak nature.

Your new spectacles are smace

by Dirty Sanchez April 2, 2003