dirty sanchez's definitions

Meatloaf

A hairy piece of crap made from the inner reaches of a man/woman's bowels that has been removed by using the hands in a sweeping motion.

Ryan Gorham meatloafed a fatty from his sister.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

buckshot

To be lacking in common sense and reason.

now what the hell you go and do that for, buckshot?

by dirty sanchez April 20, 2003

snap a brown eye

literally: to defecate

After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.

by Dirty Sanchez July 5, 2003

Smace

Of extremely weak nature.

Your new spectacles are smace

by Dirty Sanchez April 2, 2003

slimy sally

A fat ugly girl whom is jizzed upon during the eating of an apple.

She was sitting under the apple tree and someone randomly slimy sally'd her.

by Dirty Sanchez June 5, 2004

Yea, whateva

What you say when the man is razzin' you.

"hey aren't you that du-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"aww!"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey punk"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey i thought i told yo-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

by dirty sanchez May 7, 2003

Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003