146 definitions by dildo777

fucking hell

The most notorious name for the beer. Named after village Fucking in Austria, where it doesn't have obscene connotations

-What are you drinking?
-Fucking hell!
-Why are you swearing?

-I'm not swearing, this is the beer called Fucking Hell
-Oh, gotcha! Can I try this Fucking hell too?

by dildo777 September 12, 2018

people with vagina

Politically correct definition for non-binary people with vagina

People with vagina include women, transgenders and intersex.

by dildo777 April 18, 2023

plan

1. A plot, a schedule, or scheme
2. Hashish, marijuana

Stalin on the meeting with his army generals, walking back and forth and smoking his pipe
Stalin: -Comrade Zhukov, is it your plan?
Zhukov: -Yes, Comrade Stalin!
Stalin, having a good puff: -Comrade Zhukov, you have a great plan!

by dildo777 October 20, 2018

compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

by dildo777 October 18, 2023

Pajero

Mitsubishi Pajero, Japanese SUV popular all over the world, except Spanish-speaking countries,

where the car name translated as "wanker"

No puedo conducir este coche. El nombre de Pajero es ofensivo para mí.
(I can't drive this car. The name "Pajero" is offensive to me)

by dildo777 February 12, 2022

i have a wife

1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio

Oh, you are so big and hard. -Sorry, I have a wife.

by dildo777 July 18, 2018

succulent pussy

pussy with big, meaty and juicy pussy lips

I drove 15 inches of my cock into her succulent pussy

by dildo777 June 9, 2022