dilary huff's definitions

straight face

Showing that one is completely serious.

Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.

by dilary huff August 12, 2007

them's fightin' words

An old-time expression interjected after one is on the receiving end of a harsh criticism. A fight will usually occur as a result.

Northerner: You're a dumbass from the south, and so is your slave beating mother.
Southerner: (draws gun) Them's fightin' words!

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

real world road rules challenge

A show that contradicts the "credibility" or "point" of The real World and Road Rules. The castmembers (Most of which are pushing 30, or even 40) from said shows, which were about young people finding their place in the world (Or some crap) with people from all walks of life, are invited to attempt to extend their 15 minutes of fame into an hour. They go to the challenges to get drunk, have sex, get naked and scream and punch other castmembers. And there's something about competing.

Oh God, MTV's flooding the airways with another lameass season of the real world road rules challenge.

by dilary huff August 12, 2007

buttknocker

One of the dozens of slang terms used by Beavis and Butt-head. Buttknocker could refer to
a)A homosexual, as anal sex is the only form of intercourse for gay men, or
b)An erection in somebody's ass, referring to pulling out and then tapping and wiping the semen on said ass.

Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I'm gonna play drums on your nads with my foot!
Butt-head: I'd like to see you try, buttknocker!
Beavis: Don't call me that, Butt-head! (Beavis kicks Butt-head in the testicles)

by dilary huff April 24, 2008

you're cool

A fake compliment said in a condescending tone of voice. A sarcastic comment that translates to you suck.

Loser: Oh no I just crashed my car
Jackass: YOU'RE COOL.

by dilary huff December 28, 2005

Philosophy major

An undergraduate student who intends on finding no work once s/he graduates from college.

I'm a philosophy major who lights joints by setting my parents' money on fire.

by dilary huff July 27, 2010

torture porn

A term coined by various critics which discusses the current trend in horror Hollywood which consists of horror movies having no story whatsoever but gratuitous images of people having random body parts removed--from legs, heads to even penises (The last in Hostel 2). It's for those who don't remember the good old days where storytelling was key over visuals.

Guy: Want to rent Saw III or Hostel II?
Girl: I'm so sick of all this torture porn!

by dilary huff August 20, 2007