desperryado's definitions

newb blaster

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.

"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

Tengu Knight

A warrior who can fly and fight with telekinetic powers.

Heidi is a Tengu Knight

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Unlimited Saga

The worst role-playing game of all time. Possibly worse than Mauntlet.

You know what PS2 game sucks?

WWE Smackdown?

No, Unlimited Saga is worse.

by DesPERRYado November 11, 2004

cosplay

Short for 'Costume-play." More or less the act of dressing up as an anime oor video game character. Popular among anime fans and teenage Japanese girls.

"I want to have sex with Japanese girls who dress up as anime characters (cosplay)."

by DesPERRYado October 16, 2005

Kraft Dinner

A popular brand of macaroni and cheese that if prepare correctly, still doesn't taste like cheese.

Cory: KD sucks

Perry: Kraft dinner does fucking suck, it doesn't even taste like cheese.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

scholar

A traditional age college student who excels in academia but has no practical, real world skills.

Don't you know how to remove your heater core?

Sarah, I'm a scholar.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

video game lag

When good video games are released too quickly and you don't have time to finish the video game you're currently playing before you get the new one.

I was playing Baten Kaitos but then MGS3, Kingdom Hearts: Chains of Memories came out and before I could finish those two, Growlanser Generations was released. Before I could get through Growlanser, the Wind Waker was re-released as a greatist hit.

by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005