desperryado's definitions

X, Y and Z

A figure of speech used when making a hypothetical argument or example.

"Well, I could say, 'God doesn't exist because of X, Y and Z.'"

by desperryado September 27, 2005

red dragon mode

When a woman is being a moody bitch.

"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"

"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."

by desperryado September 30, 2005

coca-cola

A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks.

Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.

Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.

AKA: the new Nike

Coca-cola is a bad company.

by desPERRYado May 19, 2005

teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Abortion: Talk someone into it.

by desPERRYado May 19, 2005

getting done

Used by Maine residents as a term which designates the quitting or termination of their job.

Johnny: "Don't you still work at Johnny's?"

Bill: "Nah, I'm getting done."

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

nice guy speech

Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.

Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.

Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.

Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"

Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."

Seconds later

Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"

by DesPERRYado June 13, 2005