34 definitions by deenie

real world

funny ass show. its pretty lame, but i get addicted to the stories cause they are funny when they fight and flip out about nothing or get so drunk they almost die. i thought it was soooo fuckin funny on chapelle show where they had the 5 crazy black people and a white guy. like how in the MTV real world they have a house full of 5 crazy white people and a black or spanish person.

lmao did u guys see the episode with frankie and randy when she was yelling at him and he's like TALK TO ME ANOTHER TIME WHEN IM NOT DRUNK and shes like YOUR ALWAYS DRUNK!! and then he flipped and he was like DONT SAY IM ALWAYS DRUNK CAUSE THAT MEANS IM A ALCHOHOLIC AND IF U SAY THAT TO ME I WILL CRY. omg i was laughing so hard.

by deenie June 19, 2004

all paid up

1. when u pay for a prositute in advance
2. excited

1. there u go she's all paid up
2. I WAS SO PAID UP THAT I MET LAURA

by deenie June 19, 2004

a fifth

vodka, rum whatever.. but an amout of that. like a small bottle thing that people usually drink while they walk down the street to a party or the park to smoke an L with their ppls.

i drank a fifth of vodka, then a forty, but i was fine cause u know what they say liquor before beer and ur in the clear!

by deenie June 19, 2004

gonorrhea

the nastiest sounding word ever. an STD that people contract through unprotected sex, or just sex in general. that's y u shouldnt engage in sexual activities with a well known whore, or while under the influence.

jane and craig share the same gonorrhea infection.. aww how sweet.

by deenie June 16, 2004

it's your birthday

an excuse to smoke a fat sac and drink till u cant even stand and then just act totally retarded cause hey ITS YO BIRTHDAY! and no one can stop u, its like u turn into a super hero when someone states "it's yo birthday"

you: yo i dunno if i should drink tonight cause i have church in the morning
friend: nah fuck it, its yo birthday! GO (name here) IT'S YO BIRTHDAY!!!

by deenie June 17, 2004

chatroom

an internet room that people from where ever can chat. sometimes i just go in to piss people off with my friends when we are high or drunk just because its fuckin hilarious. people take it really serious and thats the funny part.

bigmanlax: so... sweety.. how's ur ASL?
prettykittens03: it's hot and wet how's ur ASL? i think mine wants a play mate. u wanna see my pics?
bigmanlax: ohyes baby sweet cakes.
prettykittens03: :D :) :O :P
thats me all the way on the left
bigmanlax: omg im so hard.
prettykittens03: good now i can destroy u with my evil ray that takes over the universe
bigmanlax:... sweety.. heres my pic :B
prettykittens03: ur a faggot
bigmanlax: but im hard sweety babykins
prettykittens03: choke on it bitch ur ugly i have no use talking to people half way across the world jerkin off to my pics when u are so ugly

by deenie June 16, 2004

olsen twins

they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don't do ANYTHING good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because THEY ARENT IN THEATERS BUT ADVERTISED ALL OVER NICKELODEON. they have gay ass barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can't act, they can't sing. oh woops u dont even need to be able to do shit just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.

watch full house if u wanna see them at their best.. which is actually pretty sad.

by deenie June 16, 2004