1 definition by death metal dorkwad
An annoying electropop/pop rock band from the western USA. Their highly manufactured, computer-generated sound gains them a large following. Fans will range from people that accept that they are a pop band to people that will INSIST that they are Alternative Rock. While their lyrics may resemble modern rock, Imagine Dragons lacks the orgasmic guitar distortion that defines modern rock and metal. They even will only use guitars in two or three songs, relying on Synthesizers and sampling 99% of the time. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this garbage unless you accept that it's not rock music.
Music nerd: "Ugh, Imagine Dragons? I guess you like pop rock then."
Normie: "It's only called that because it's popular, man"
Music nerd: "It's hardly rock! They only use guitars in like two fucking songs and they aren't even distorted!"
Normie: "The correct term is alternative rock."
Music nerd: "If it's that popular than it's not exactly alternative."
Normie: "Fine, listen to your screamo."
Music nerd: "Dying Fetus is NOT FUCKING SCREAMO!!!!"
Normie: "It's only called that because it's popular, man"
Music nerd: "It's hardly rock! They only use guitars in like two fucking songs and they aren't even distorted!"
Normie: "The correct term is alternative rock."
Music nerd: "If it's that popular than it's not exactly alternative."
Normie: "Fine, listen to your screamo."
Music nerd: "Dying Fetus is NOT FUCKING SCREAMO!!!!"
by death metal dorkwad June 15, 2019