david smith, jr.'s definitions

king arthur

A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.

King Arthur was cool.

by david smith, jr. February 26, 2008

duelistgroundz

A fucking shitty Yu-Gi-Oh! message board overrun with annoying, hypocritical hipster administrators/moderators who ban you if you even slightly disagree with them.

Blue is the worst staff member for Duelistgroundz.

Virtually everyone on Duelistgroundz listens to shit like Brand New, Radiohead and Dir en grey because rei likes them.

by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008

ron paul

The last hope for America. The only politician who actually gives a rat's ass about the Constitution.

If Ron Paul existed during the American Revolution, he would easily become one of the founding fathers.

by david smith, jr. February 5, 2008

public school

More proof that whenever the federal government gets involved in places where they're not allowed to, something goes horribly wrong.

John Stossel's story on public schools being a piece of shit (Stupid in America, go watch it on YouTube) is 100% true.

by david smith, jr. February 12, 2008

jesus freak

A title atheists give to anyone who follows Christianity.

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a Christian. I believe Jesus died for my sins.

Rick: YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT JESUS FREAK!!! ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT HOW JESUS LOVES YOU!!!

Bob: <walks away>

by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008

John Stossel

The only anchorperson who speaks the truth and isn't a soulless robot who only spurs out propaganda.

John Stossel is the only anchorperson I give full trust to.

by david smith, jr. February 14, 2008

john f. kennedy

Kennedy was going to be one of the greatest presidents in the history of the country. He was going to cut the income tax and end the CIA. This is precisely why he was assassinated.

John F. Kennedy is the only Democrat I give full respect to. It is a tragedy such a great man was killed off simply because he knew a little too much.

by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008