32 definitions by david smith, jr.
I dislike George Bush as much as the next guy, but most of his criticisms are either rhetorical or flat out wrong. I'm going to cut out the stuff we've heard over and over.
1. Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American history, then gives tax cuts when he should be raising taxes to get more money for the country. (And of course, he only gives tax cuts to all of his rich buddies.)
Raising taxes isn't going to fix the economy at the rate we're spending you dumb shit. Anyone who thinks the tax cuts is what caused the recession knows nothing about even basic economics. What cause the recession is the massive spending when the government doesn't the money. It's so bad they raid the Social Security (more reasons why it sucks), borrow from China, or just print money. You know who can cut the spending? Congress. Guess who controls Congress: Democrats. When you cut taxes, people have more money in their pockets to invest into the economy. The government doesn't regulate the economy because this is not communism. If we ever cut spending, we may as well cut taxes.
6. Passes "Clean Air Act" which actually makes the air dirtier.
That and the act is a stupid idea anyway.
8. Quits the Kyoto Protocol because it would make his rich buddies actually spend some money to reduce global warming, and God forbid anyone has to spend money.
The Kyoto Protocol does three stupid things: Work with the United Nations, spend more fucking money despite the recession, and follow environmentalism when there's nothing wrong with the damn planet.
9. Throws ultimatums at the American people that only a complete idiot could fall for (and a lot have) like "You're with us or you're with the terrorists" and basically just gets America to be loyal to him out of fear.
Then explain why his approval rating is one of the lowest since Truman.
11. Has said enough stupid things to fill 265 pages of "Bushisms" books.
When Clinton fucked up, did we ever call it a "Clintonism"? No, we just called him a dumbass (if they weren't, I sure as hell was).
12. Gets elected into office after losing by over 10,000 votes. Do you think it's a coincidence that his brother was the governor of the state that the whole election depended on in 2000??
Which is precisely there shouldn't be democracies: only benevolent totalitarianism.
1. Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American history, then gives tax cuts when he should be raising taxes to get more money for the country. (And of course, he only gives tax cuts to all of his rich buddies.)
Raising taxes isn't going to fix the economy at the rate we're spending you dumb shit. Anyone who thinks the tax cuts is what caused the recession knows nothing about even basic economics. What cause the recession is the massive spending when the government doesn't the money. It's so bad they raid the Social Security (more reasons why it sucks), borrow from China, or just print money. You know who can cut the spending? Congress. Guess who controls Congress: Democrats. When you cut taxes, people have more money in their pockets to invest into the economy. The government doesn't regulate the economy because this is not communism. If we ever cut spending, we may as well cut taxes.
6. Passes "Clean Air Act" which actually makes the air dirtier.
That and the act is a stupid idea anyway.
8. Quits the Kyoto Protocol because it would make his rich buddies actually spend some money to reduce global warming, and God forbid anyone has to spend money.
The Kyoto Protocol does three stupid things: Work with the United Nations, spend more fucking money despite the recession, and follow environmentalism when there's nothing wrong with the damn planet.
9. Throws ultimatums at the American people that only a complete idiot could fall for (and a lot have) like "You're with us or you're with the terrorists" and basically just gets America to be loyal to him out of fear.
Then explain why his approval rating is one of the lowest since Truman.
11. Has said enough stupid things to fill 265 pages of "Bushisms" books.
When Clinton fucked up, did we ever call it a "Clintonism"? No, we just called him a dumbass (if they weren't, I sure as hell was).
12. Gets elected into office after losing by over 10,000 votes. Do you think it's a coincidence that his brother was the governor of the state that the whole election depended on in 2000??
Which is precisely there shouldn't be democracies: only benevolent totalitarianism.
by david smith, jr. June 12, 2008
The only anchorperson who speaks the truth and isn't a soulless robot who only spurs out propaganda.
by david smith, jr. February 14, 2008
It doesn't matter if you're not a Batman fan, or a comic book fan for that matter. This is one of those movies that everyone must view at least once in their lifetime. The Dark Knight is the Citizen Kane and Godfather of this generation.
by david smith, jr. July 30, 2008
A term horribly corrupted by the neoconservatives and the ignorant.
-True Republicans are against wars and support a nonintervention (=/= isolationism) foreign policy.
-A true Republican supports maximized civil liberties.
-A true Republican is against high spending and high taxes.
-A true Republican goes by the wisdom of our Founding Fathers (for example, the Constitution clearly states that the federal government's only real purpose is to protect our rights, not be our fucking babysitter). The USA PATRIOT Act is the last thing one should associate with the Republican party.
-A true Republican wouldn't declare a "War on Terror", but back a puppet dictatorship made by us.
-True Republicans are against wars and support a nonintervention (=/= isolationism) foreign policy.
-A true Republican supports maximized civil liberties.
-A true Republican is against high spending and high taxes.
-A true Republican goes by the wisdom of our Founding Fathers (for example, the Constitution clearly states that the federal government's only real purpose is to protect our rights, not be our fucking babysitter). The USA PATRIOT Act is the last thing one should associate with the Republican party.
-A true Republican wouldn't declare a "War on Terror", but back a puppet dictatorship made by us.
George Walker Bush, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, etc. are not a true conservative Republicans.
Ron Paul can clean the filth that's covered the Republican after all these years.
Ron Paul can clean the filth that's covered the Republican after all these years.
by david smith, jr. January 22, 2008
by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a Christian. I believe Jesus died for my sins.
Rick: YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT JESUS FREAK!!! ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT HOW JESUS LOVES YOU!!!
Bob: <walks away>
Rick: YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT JESUS FREAK!!! ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT HOW JESUS LOVES YOU!!!
Bob: <walks away>
by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008
People who come on to Urbandictionary to bitch about Abercrombie seriously need to get a life. I don't shop there myself, but I wouldn't bitch about it. If you don't like it, just go somewhere else.
by david smith, jr. March 21, 2008