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egg in a bum

a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum
cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!
by davethejag November 8, 2007
mugGet the egg in a bummug.

outed

when a colleague passes on potentially sensitive material about yourself to management to ingratiate himself with the said management boosting his own position.
manhead was dropped right in the shat by ralf, he outed him by showing wedgy pictures of manheads facebook which went down like a lead balloon and left manhead in the bad books
by davethejag February 15, 2009
mugGet the outedmug.

Buzzard

A lady of ample proportions who likes to carry out predatory fetishes on willing victims
Look at Buzzard over there, she's squatting over Dowser ready to tak a dump on his chest and then slash it off, I hope the table can take their sick game
by davethejag October 1, 2009
mugGet the Buzzardmug.

bullet nut

A Bullet Nut is a complete buffoon who makes basic random simple errors that even a baby could get correct
look at warren over there, the baldy bastard has cocked up so many orders up in one morning he is a total bullet nut, he's gonna get his ass kicked by the boss from teesside if he doesnt start pulling his weight
by davethejag March 30, 2014
mugGet the bullet nutmug.

Egg In A Bun

A Teesside case of a gentleman who is bald on the upper part of his head but who has a perfect ring of hair on the lower part of his head, slightly resembling a monk
look at ralf! he looks like a right "egg in a bun" he should get it all off
by davethejag November 3, 2007
mugGet the Egg In A Bunmug.

IHADUMA

Acronym for "I Have a Dildo Up Me Arse", a term relating to a person with an extremely strange walk and sits down very gingerly so much so that it appears they have some sort of large sex aid inserted into their anus and it is causing extreme discomfort
Cor look at jason over there, never seen anyone walking and sitting down like that, looks like he's got a 12 incher up his arse, he's IHADUMA, it's gonna be the end of him if he doesn't remove it
by davethejag July 13, 2010
mugGet the IHADUMAmug.

hossin the tits off it!

driving a vehicle to it's maximum capabilities of performance
i have a misfire on me vectra, but it only happens at high speed when i'm hossin the tits off it!
by davethejag February 6, 2009
mugGet the hossin the tits off it!mug.

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