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making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge!
i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least!
bagging up is required at the very least!
by davethejag February 22, 2009
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Get the egg in a bum mug.A Teesside case of a gentleman who is bald on the upper part of his head but who has a perfect ring of hair on the lower part of his head, slightly resembling a monk
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Get the hossin the tits off it! mug.A Bullet Nut is a complete buffoon who makes basic random simple errors that even a baby could get correct
look at warren over there, the baldy bastard has cocked up so many orders up in one morning he is a total bullet nut, he's gonna get his ass kicked by the boss from teesside if he doesnt start pulling his weight
by davethejag March 30, 2014
Get the bullet nut mug.an extremely loose bowel movement in that the said movement comes out like a brown jet of water in the style of a "super soaker"
me and fash were digging for worms when he got caught short on the beach, with nowhere to run he fired a super soaker that covered the beach in his runny shat
by davethejag December 9, 2008
Get the super soaker mug.an acronym for "skin wouldn't graft", a very lazy person perceived to be so bone idle even his skin isn't working
look at alex over there, another fine example of SWG, off for yet another drink when there's calls waiting, man he is so lazy his skin wouldn't graft
by Davethejag June 16, 2010
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