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ejaculating into a person's eye, thus "taking it out" as per king harold at the battle of hastings in 1066
fash was getting tugged by his lass but he shot his muck into his own eye giving himself a king harold and was blinded for a while until he managed to get to a&e for a hose down
by davethejag April 6, 2009
Get the King Harold mug.cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!
by davethejag November 3, 2007
Get the Egg In A Bum mug.when a colleague passes on potentially sensitive material about yourself to management to ingratiate himself with the said management boosting his own position.
manhead was dropped right in the shat by ralf, he outed him by showing wedgy pictures of manheads facebook which went down like a lead balloon and left manhead in the bad books
by davethejag February 15, 2009
Get the outed mug.cor look at fash on the beach! he's been caught short and had nowhere to go in a hurry so he's just fired a super soaker all over the beach
by davethejag March 23, 2009
Get the Super Soaker mug.an acronym for "skin wouldn't graft", a very lazy person perceived to be so bone idle even his skin isn't working
look at alex over there, another fine example of SWG, off for yet another drink when there's calls waiting, man he is so lazy his skin wouldn't graft
by Davethejag June 16, 2010
Get the SWG mug.A Teesside case of a gentleman who is bald on the upper part of his head but who has a perfect ring of hair on the lower part of his head, slightly resembling a monk
by davethejag November 3, 2007
Get the Egg In A Bun mug.A Bullet Nut is a complete buffoon who makes basic random simple errors that even a baby could get correct
look at warren over there, the baldy bastard has cocked up so many orders up in one morning he is a total bullet nut, he's gonna get his ass kicked by the boss from teesside if he doesnt start pulling his weight
by davethejag March 30, 2014
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