davethejag's definitions

King Harold

ejaculating into a person's eye, thus "taking it out" as per king harold at the battle of hastings in 1066

fash was getting tugged by his lass but he shot his muck into his own eye giving himself a king harold and was blinded for a while until he managed to get to a&e for a hose down

by davethejag April 6, 2009

egg in a bum

a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum

cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 8, 2007

Stirring Porridge

making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge!

i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least!

by davethejag February 22, 2009

Super Soaker

when one has an extremely loose bowel movement it sprays out like a super soaker

cor look at fash on the beach! he's been caught short and had nowhere to go in a hurry so he's just fired a super soaker all over the beach

by davethejag March 23, 2009

Buzzard

A lady of ample proportions who likes to carry out predatory fetishes on willing victims

Look at Buzzard over there, she's squatting over Dowser ready to tak a dump on his chest and then slash it off, I hope the table can take their sick game

by davethejag October 1, 2009

super soaker

an extremely loose bowel movement in that the said movement comes out like a brown jet of water in the style of a "super soaker"

me and fash were digging for worms when he got caught short on the beach, with nowhere to run he fired a super soaker that covered the beach in his runny shat

by davethejag December 9, 2008

IHADUMA

Acronym for "I Have a Dildo Up Me Arse", a term relating to a person with an extremely strange walk and sits down very gingerly so much so that it appears they have some sort of large sex aid inserted into their anus and it is causing extreme discomfort

Cor look at jason over there, never seen anyone walking and sitting down like that, looks like he's got a 12 incher up his arse, he's IHADUMA, it's gonna be the end of him if he doesn't remove it

by davethejag July 13, 2010