A catastrophic failure of a car's transmission in which the differential collapses damaging the transmission and the vehicle loses drive , also leaving a trail of oil where it's been
i couldn't pick up droo, fash and professor layton as me astra had broke down, it shat the diff and left a trail of oil like the amoco cadiz along the road, darn diff!
by davethejag February 05, 2009
Get the Shat the Diffmug. ejaculating into a person's eye, thus "taking it out" as per king harold at the battle of hastings in 1066
fash was getting tugged by his lass but he shot his muck into his own eye giving himself a king harold and was blinded for a while until he managed to get to a&e for a hose down
by davethejag April 06, 2009
Get the King Haroldmug. cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!
by davethejag November 03, 2007
Get the Egg In A Bummug. fash is claiming to be an urban legend as he's a super soaking, shat the diffing, king harolding, sb'ing, porridge stirring sort of dude
by davethejag April 08, 2009
Get the urban legendmug. Acronym for "the office nigger", the lone afro / carribean individual in a work environment dominated by caucasians(honkies)
look at ton over there, he needs to get some dress sense and stop wearing silly hats and wear some proper clothes like us honkies
by davethejag July 13, 2010
Get the TONmug. A Teesside case of a gentleman who is bald on the upper part of his head but who has a perfect ring of hair on the lower part of his head, slightly resembling a monk
by davethejag November 03, 2007
Get the Egg In A Bunmug. when a colleague passes on potentially sensitive material about yourself to management to ingratiate himself with the said management boosting his own position.
manhead was dropped right in the shat by ralf, he outed him by showing wedgy pictures of manheads facebook which went down like a lead balloon and left manhead in the bad books
by davethejag February 15, 2009
Get the outedmug.