17 definitions by davethejag
ejaculating into a person's eye, thus "taking it out" as per king harold at the battle of hastings in 1066
fash was getting tugged by his lass but he shot his muck into his own eye giving himself a king harold and was blinded for a while until he managed to get to a&e for a hose down
by davethejag April 6, 2009
SB is the acronym for Spunk Bucket, a lady of very loose morals who has several gentlemen a week ejaculating inside her
Fash is gonna get a dose of the clap if he dips his self into pd, the blokes she gets through she's a right SB, she should start selling wallpaper paste!
by davethejag February 24, 2009
cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!
by davethejag October 18, 2007
by davethejag October 23, 2007
when a colleague passes on potentially sensitive material about yourself to management to ingratiate himself with the said management boosting his own position.
manhead was dropped right in the shat by ralf, he outed him by showing wedgy pictures of manheads facebook which went down like a lead balloon and left manhead in the bad books
by davethejag February 15, 2009
Acronym for "the office nigger", the lone afro / carribean individual in a work environment dominated by caucasians(honkies)
look at ton over there, he needs to get some dress sense and stop wearing silly hats and wear some proper clothes like us honkies
by davethejag July 13, 2010
an acronym for "skin wouldn't graft", a very lazy person perceived to be so bone idle even his skin isn't working
look at alex over there, another fine example of SWG, off for yet another drink when there's calls waiting, man he is so lazy his skin wouldn't graft
by davethejag June 14, 2010