dano magnum's definitions

difficult

Something not worth doing.

Quantum Physics is difficult.

by dano magnum October 23, 2006

futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.

Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.

by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007

jungle juice

An alcoholic beverage created from Sunny-Delight, Grenadine, and the cheapest vodka you can find.

The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.

Bill: Oh shit... Dan went too crazy with the jj.... he's doing the wall roll
Ted: Damn that jungle juice

by Dano Magnum July 7, 2007

superduper

The integral of uper duper
equals
(uper)^2
----------
2

S(uper)d(uper) = (uper^2)/2
superduper

by Dano Magnum July 21, 2007

schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by dano magnum September 26, 2006

urban pwnd

When a word makes it into the urban dictionary only to get pwnd by thumbs downs.

Bill: Fade like bleach made it onto the front page of UD and got urban pwnd with tumbs downs.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.

by Dano Magnum November 7, 2007