Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
by dano magnum May 07, 2007
Get the it's sciencemug. by Dano Magnum December 29, 2008
Get the inebriatedmug. An alcoholic beverage created from Sunny-Delight, Grenadine, and the cheapest vodka you can find.
The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
Bill: Oh shit... Dan went too crazy with the jj.... he's doing the wall roll
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
by Dano Magnum July 07, 2007
Get the jungle juicemug. Bill: Fade like bleach made it onto the front page of UD and got urban pwnd with tumbs downs.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.
by Dano Magnum November 07, 2007
Get the urban pwndmug. Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
by Dano Magnum July 01, 2007
Get the futbolmug. the state of being bamboozled
by dano magnum September 26, 2006
Get the schmeckledorfmug.