danielle's definitions

jacknut

n. a moron; one who "jacks nuts" or beats off.

Hey, jacknut you missed the fucking turn back there.

by danielle November 30, 2003

cockass

An exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current circumstances.

Mariah Carey survived a heroin overdose? Cockass!

by danielle February 12, 2005

bushwhacker

A kid at my school who was caught beating his meat in the bushes by the bus and has henceforth been known by the entire school as "Bushwhacker".

Hey Bushwhacker! Long time no see!

by danielle February 13, 2005

camels hump

opposite of camel toe
when a man has on tight pants and has a visible lump in the crotch area.

That male ballet dancer is sportin' a serious camels hump.

by danielle November 12, 2003

cockblast

N. 1.)The jism blasted from a cock. 2.) A person who reminds you of such jism.

Man, why are you acting like such a cockblast?

by danielle February 12, 2005

bounced burger

a skanky hoe who can't get none and "bounces," from man to man, but is always bounced back b\c her ass is very, "burgerish,"

"I told that girl to get back. She was nothing but a bounced burger."

by Danielle January 24, 2005

helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

by Danielle June 10, 2004