Definitions by daisha

mom beer 

Alcoholic beverages marketed toward older women that are neither wine nor hard liquor. Typically the packaging connotes simplicity or health, and includes pictures of fruit whether or not it is detectable in the taste.

A: I've got some hard seltzer in the fridge if you want one.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.

mom beer by daisha September 5, 2019

practicing to be a baby daddy 

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

practicing to be a baby daddy by daisha August 17, 2010

flunzey 

To be fake; not being your self and/or to not do what others want.

Today Alexis was being real flunzey.

See thats why Daisha isn't coming with us cause she wanna be real flunzey, and not give me that bag.

Natalya was being real flunzey around her new friends.

flunzey by Daisha March 9, 2008