Suri

a test-tube baby, or a publicity stunt. no way was she conceived naturally, because her dad, tom cruise is a fag! COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, TOM CRUISE!!!!

suri was made in a test tube.

by da trick biatch May 04, 2006

you can't polish a turd

to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.

i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"

by da trick biatch December 28, 2005