31 definitions by da origanal playa
salt of the earth irish people who live in the rural areas of ireland. donegal being the best of a good bunch. not to be used to describe a northern prod farmer who are paisleyite bible thumpin catholic haters and are so backward they still duck witches.
by da origanal playa May 17, 2006
not irish, a regiment of the british army made up of protestants from the north of ireland. they are offensive to any right mined irish man and were disbanded and reformed along with the UDR to become the royal irish regiment which is even more offensive.they are not to be confused with the irish ranger wing which is a genuine irish army regiment.
by da origanal playa June 4, 2006
a people with a hatred for britain, which is good. a nice country with rivers and stuff and black forest gateaux,chatex,ghatex. well black forest cakey stuff which is lovely. absolute beer monsters just like the irish. not to be confused with australian where arnie and hitler are from.
hi im german you like to fuck me? (irish fella) aye sure but im not into kinky stuff im not gonna pish on ye.
by da origanal playa June 3, 2006
a country in the southern hemisphere thats built on the slaughter of the original inhabitants and prides itself on that fact. they worship a foreign monarch in england and use dollars as currency so a bit like canada, but 20 times more boring with twice as many assholes. the women are all skinny with big teeth and the blokes all have skin cancer. it has a thriving television industry with "neighbours" and "home and away" being two of their biggest exports enjoyed by many an old folk and prison inmate.they claim to be good drinkers, but basing your drinking standards by the english isn't a good yard stick. sportswise they have a good rugby team and a swimmer with big feet but they stink at football.and the worlds most famous "good aussie bloke" russel crowe is in fact a kiwi
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006
by da origanal playa May 19, 2006
the most wonderful place on earth, where segregation is still the norm. best town in ireland. there are no pretences here no joking like americans and canada we really do hate each other and its fuckin great i love it. we dont mix in sport or school or socially. we dont marry them'ens and have none as friends. belfast is not some hip happenin place it is a shit hole. anybody who wants peace in belfast and for us to mix is a drug demented hippy. but dont come here and see for yourself we really dont want you here. bad points immigration is sky high so is personal crime and drug use
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006
a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006