da booze man's definitions

obese

a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

michael moore is obese

by da booze man August 13, 2006

the matrix

a movie about a nerdy guy who takes a shit load of acid. think about it, a black man he has never met gives him a pill (granted acid is given in tabs, but ladies and gentlemen, you must understand, the nerdy man took a ridiculous amount of acid, ergo the large pill) which he says will open his mind, then we see that subsequently to taking this pill, the aforementioned nerdy man gains powers such as flying and stopping bullets. oh, and also he doesn't know what year it is and is fighting robots. well isn't that just a dandy acid trip.

neo: I R TEH GREATEST H4CK3R EVAR!!
black dude: yo nigga take this pill and its gonna make ya wake up and see the truth, word
neo: ok (swallows pill)
neo: whoa man, im like tripping man
black dude: that will be 200 dollars.

(why does the example need to use the word the matrix)

by da booze man October 31, 2007

300

300 is a racist movie with absolutely no historical basis, it is widely believed that the Spartans won the battle of thermopylae, but in reality, all they did was hold off the Persians for less than 3 days before every single one was killed. the Persians in the movie are played by black men, but in reality, Persians are whiter than Greeks.

the best approximation of forces
Greece: 300 Spartans + 5000 other greek soldiers
Persia: ~20,000 immortals + 2000-2500 fodder conscript soldiers.

casualties:
Persia: ~3000
Greece: 5000

as you can see, the Persians owned the Greeks at thermopylae, but the idiot Hollywood directors once again make the Persians look like animals.

300 sucked, don't go see it.

by da booze man January 29, 2007

boy crazy

what you call a slutty girl when they're your friend.

peter: jenna is boy crazy.
neutral third party observer: no, jenna is a slut.

by da booze man April 22, 2007

bacardi razz

flavored white rum from bacardi. its really good, you can mix it with water and it would taste better than beer. but you dont have to mix it, it has a great after taste and it doesn't burn your throat when it goes down.

me and my girl chilled with my bottle of bacardi razz all night

by da booze man August 21, 2006

dome worthy

worthy of giving you head, kind of like fuckable but with a blowjob instead of sex.

kate has a big nose, but she is still dome worthy.

by da booze man December 16, 2008

UV red

flavored vodka, it has a brother called UV blue. UV red isnt that good, but UV blue is.

i like UV blue a lot better than UV red.

by da booze man August 21, 2006