da booze man's definitions

the matrix

a movie about a nerdy guy who takes a shit load of acid. think about it, a black man he has never met gives him a pill (granted acid is given in tabs, but ladies and gentlemen, you must understand, the nerdy man took a ridiculous amount of acid, ergo the large pill) which he says will open his mind, then we see that subsequently to taking this pill, the aforementioned nerdy man gains powers such as flying and stopping bullets. oh, and also he doesn't know what year it is and is fighting robots. well isn't that just a dandy acid trip.

neo: I R TEH GREATEST H4CK3R EVAR!!
black dude: yo nigga take this pill and its gonna make ya wake up and see the truth, word
neo: ok (swallows pill)
neo: whoa man, im like tripping man
black dude: that will be 200 dollars.

(why does the example need to use the word the matrix)

by da booze man October 31, 2007

Butterface

the most horrible thing in the world. from the back, they will give u a super boner, then they turn around and you re-question your interest in women.

butterfaces should be banned >.<

by da booze man September 23, 2006

UV blue

blueberry flavored vodka. it has a brother, UV red, but UV blue is A LOT better. its so good that you can drink it like soda. high alcohol content too, not too high though, its like vodka, but it tastes really good. it does not burn your stomach or throat when it goes down.

UV blue totally owns UV red.

by da booze man August 21, 2006

UV red

flavored vodka, it has a brother called UV blue. UV red isnt that good, but UV blue is.

i like UV blue a lot better than UV red.

by da booze man August 21, 2006

der heist

'der heist' is the name given to any badass theft of liquor from your local supermarket by college students. the first of such was done in 2008.

as english as the word "heist" actually is, 'der heist' is usually said in a heavy german accent.

toomy: man, we're outa beer nigga!!!1one!!1
loomy: lets go on DER HEIST.

by da booze man February 28, 2008

obese

a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

michael moore is obese

by da booze man August 13, 2006

300

300 is a racist movie with absolutely no historical basis, it is widely believed that the Spartans won the battle of thermopylae, but in reality, all they did was hold off the Persians for less than 3 days before every single one was killed. the Persians in the movie are played by black men, but in reality, Persians are whiter than Greeks.

the best approximation of forces
Greece: 300 Spartans + 5000 other greek soldiers
Persia: ~20,000 immortals + 2000-2500 fodder conscript soldiers.

casualties:
Persia: ~3000
Greece: 5000

as you can see, the Persians owned the Greeks at thermopylae, but the idiot Hollywood directors once again make the Persians look like animals.

300 sucked, don't go see it.

by da booze man January 29, 2007