Roger: I went to the spin class at silver sneakers.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
by cut the cards January 07, 2023
Max: Thanks for picking me up after I got another DWI last night.
Harvey: That's OK I guess, I got one one too once I showed up in the car to pick you up.
Max: I guess you outstupid me this time.
Harvey: That's OK I guess, I got one one too once I showed up in the car to pick you up.
Max: I guess you outstupid me this time.
by cut the cards January 20, 2023
Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.
by cut the cards February 09, 2023
Greg: I gave my girlfriend the card trick when she fell asleep last night. She was mad, it woke her up out of a dead sleep when I waved it under her nose. She deserved it though.
by cut the cards August 03, 2022
Roger: See that gal across the room ?
Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
by cut the cards February 23, 2023
Harvey: You drinking a Budweiser ?
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.
Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.
Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.
by cut the cards August 08, 2022