25 definitions by cut the cards
after breakup sex
Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
by cut the cards November 24, 2022
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
Greg: I gave my girlfriend the card trick when she fell asleep last night. She was mad, it woke her up out of a dead sleep when I waved it under her nose. She deserved it though.
by cut the cards August 3, 2022
Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 5, 2023
Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
by cut the cards March 8, 2023
Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
by cut the cards January 23, 2023