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Definitions by crosk

Floppy Dick Syndrome
When you run and your dick flops around uncontrollably
Tim: hold up I can't run anymore
John: why man?
Tim: I got f.d.s.
F.D.S. by crosk August 6, 2012
A species of bear that is super cuddly that plays COD and masturbates frequently.
Husband: Honey is that a V-Bear?
Wife: No, it couldn't be.
Husband: No, I am pretty sure that's a V-Bear
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Because that bear is jacking off!
V-Bear by crosk December 5, 2011

Talk Shit, Eat Shit 

When someone is talking shit and they continue to run their mouth, and you beat the shit out of them and make them eat shit.
Guy 1: "Man's you're such a pussy"
Guy 2: Beats the shit out of guy 1 then makes guy 1 eat shit. Then Guy 2 says "Talk Shit, Eat Shit.
Talk Shit, Eat Shit by crosk December 5, 2011

Mr. Quiggles

Another name for a hermaphrodite that frequently masturbates anally and pets V-Bears in him/her spare time.
Honey is that a guy or girl, no it is a Mr. Quiggles.
Mr. Quiggles by crosk November 28, 2011

Scrub Squad 

Crazy Motherfuckas that do kiddiepools of cocaine from tha crackmobile and get crunk as Fuck.
Oh you know Scrub Squad is going to be at that party.
Scrub Squad by crosk November 3, 2011