cracky's definitions

boiler

An ugly woman one would prefer not to service

by cracky March 1, 2003

apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

by cracky March 1, 2003

shag bag

Loose woman; bike; slut; slag

by cracky March 1, 2003

scutter

Slut; shag bag

by cracky March 1, 2003

lip ring

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed

by cracky March 1, 2003

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 1, 2003

had the dick

something that's broken beyond repair.

"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"

by cracky March 1, 2003