cracky's definitions

LRF

Low Resolution Fox
A woman who looks great from a distance, but when examined closer to, is revealed to be an absolute pig

by cracky March 1, 2003

jam rag

tampon; sanitary towel

by cracky March 1, 2003

deck

turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.

by cracky March 1, 2003

camp as a row of pink tents

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay

by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

by cracky March 1, 2003