cracky's definitions

had the dick

something that's broken beyond repair.

"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"

by cracky March 1, 2003

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 1, 2003

five against one

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)

by cracky March 1, 2003

apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

by cracky March 1, 2003

camp as a row of pink tents

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay

by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

twoc

steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents

by cracky March 1, 2003