twoc

steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents
by cracky March 02, 2003
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vagitarian

He who only eats hairy pie, fur burgers and the occasional fish supper
by cracky March 02, 2003
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gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
by cracky March 02, 2003
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gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
by cracky March 02, 2003
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Horse Knuckles

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)
Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.
by cracky April 26, 2005
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apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back
by cracky March 02, 2003
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camp as a row of pink tents

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay
by cracky March 02, 2003
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