cornholio's definitions

PCP-cooker

Synthesizer of PCP for profit

He was the biggest PCP cooker in the Central Valley

by cornholio October 16, 2003

no-nuts

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

by cornholio October 16, 2003

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

faygele

Yiddish for a homosexual queerio; not politically correct.

The little decorator seemed like such a faygele as he flitted around the fabric store.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

shuffle

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

by cornholio October 16, 2003