cornholio's definitions

toe

Ghetto

To get there, you have to drive through the toe.

by Cornholio January 2, 2007

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

horse pukky

horse shit; chevaline doo-doo; arrant nonsense

Paul Krugman's book is a buncha horse pukky, if ya ask me!

by cornholio October 13, 2003

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

by cornholio November 23, 2004

That Old Fish Smell

The pungent aroma of engorged pussy.

As soon as I went down on her, there was that lovely Old Fish Smell.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

by cornholio October 9, 2003