cornholio's definitions

prosit

"Cheers! " in German. See kampai, l'chaim.

Prosit, exclaimed Hans, as he downed 6 ounces of Jagermeister and fell to the floor with a thud.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

shlemiel

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

Cookie-pusher

Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.

I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!

by Cornholio October 28, 2003

bordello

A brothel or whorehouse.

After I gave up drug-smuggling, I bought a bordello in Tangiers.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

troll

(1) Homeless person who lives, e.g., under a bridge;
(2) To go to a bar or other similar venue, looking for sexual companionship.

(1) That troll wants us to give him money because his sign says he loves Jesus;
(2) Let's go down to Cheers and troll for some poon-tang.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

tuna fish

The Scent of a Woman, so some say.

"That ain't puddin' honey,
That ain't pie,
That's the stuff that you got me by . . . "

by cornholio October 9, 2003

rummy

George W. Bush's first Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld.

Then Rummy said, "Throw another terrorist on the fire!"

by cornholio October 13, 2003