lopcock

A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis.

I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock.

by Conan December 29, 2004

steaming hot harvey

the act of pooping on your partners head during sex.could also be called a hot harvey if celephane is placed on body before defecation.

I gave her on hell of a steaming hot harvey

by Conan September 07, 2003

Nev

a mateless person who has no life...

That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...

by conan October 01, 2004

The D'Silva Look

A type of dress consisting of khaki pants and a collared shirt (Pull-over sweater optional) with tennis shoes. The shirt MUST be tucked in and the pants must be short enough to show off 4 inches of sock.

No wonder why that dude gets so much action, he's got the D'Silva look

by Conan February 18, 2005

nagi

a person who feels they must do everything alone and on thier own terms

My sister is a loner, a typical nagi

by Conan March 27, 2003

chew gash

eating pussy

I chewed her gash

by Conan September 07, 2003

positive polly

The opposite of negative nelly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations

by Conan December 28, 2017