combat_rock's definitions

Eddie Guerrero

The current WWE heavyweight champion (aka the "Smackdown" champion), and probably the best all around wrestler in the company today. Eddie can hold his own with the likes of Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle in terms of technical wrestling, and is just as good a high flyer as RVD. Furthermore, he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers on the mic. In fact, I think he's the best talker working full time that WWE has. He uses the frog splash as a finisher, and is known to lie, cheat, and steal his way to some of the most creative victories in recent memory (see his Wrestlmania XX victory over Kurt Angle). He's overcome drug addiction and being an undersized wrestler in a company known for pushing giants, and I'm extremely happy for him.

Eddie Guerrero could carry a broomstick to a good match.

by combat_rock May 12, 2004

hippos

The brothers of ninjas forever.

Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

cream soda

Awesome soft drink with a light vanilla flavor. Often distributed by well known root beer companies for some reason.

IBC cream soda is the best.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

adult happy meals

A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.

Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

golf

Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.

Some woman streaking was the most exciting thing ever to happen on a golf course.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Vampire Effect

Not a great movie, but then, any movie that combines vampires and kung fu can't be all bad.

Vampire Effect is a good way to waste some time.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

battle royale

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.

Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!

by combat_rock May 17, 2004