combat_rock's definitions

battle royale

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.

Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Creed

The only band to suck so bad they actually GOT SUED FOR SUCKING. Their lead singer is the biggest wanker ever.

I was just at a Creed concert, and that singer started posing like Jeebus, so I barfed. Now I'm gonna sue them for making me sick.

by combat_rock November 24, 2003

cky

1. A kickass metal band.
2. A series of videos staring the band's drummer's brother, that included insane/comical stunts.

Note: CKY stands for "Camp Kill Yourself"

CKY is a kickass band and movie.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

Jobber

Anyone in the WWE under 6'6'', a wrestler that always loses to make more popular wrestlers look better.

Spanky and Funaki are awesome, but they're to small to be anything other than jobbers.

by combat_rock November 28, 2003

Jay and Silent Bob

The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.

I'm Jay, and this is my hetro lifemate, Silent Bob.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Vampire Effect

Not a great movie, but then, any movie that combines vampires and kung fu can't be all bad.

Vampire Effect is a good way to waste some time.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Radio

A once novel concept completely and utterly destroyed by Clear Channel, which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs in steady rotation.

I just heard this song three minutes ago on the radio!

by combat_rock November 8, 2003