combat_rock's definitions

u

Short for "you". Used by people who are too lazy to make TWO FUCKIN' EXTRA KEYSTROKES. I imagine they all must look like that Jarred asshole, pre-Subway.

I am more 1337 than U!

Shut the fuck up, you tool.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

hippos

The brothers of ninjas forever.

Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Creed

The only band to suck so bad they actually GOT SUED FOR SUCKING. Their lead singer is the biggest wanker ever.

I was just at a Creed concert, and that singer started posing like Jeebus, so I barfed. Now I'm gonna sue them for making me sick.

by combat_rock November 24, 2003

cky

1. A kickass metal band.
2. A series of videos staring the band's drummer's brother, that included insane/comical stunts.

Note: CKY stands for "Camp Kill Yourself"

CKY is a kickass band and movie.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

cream soda

Awesome soft drink with a light vanilla flavor. Often distributed by well known root beer companies for some reason.

IBC cream soda is the best.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

adult happy meals

A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.

Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

battle royale

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.

Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!

by combat_rock May 17, 2004