combat_rock's definitions

Triumph the insult comic dog

A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.

Eminem pissed his pants when he saw Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

Wankst

A brand of angst that is indulged in by particularly whiny people, a.k.a. "wankers".

My, that kid wearing all black is so full of wankst.

by combat_rock December 1, 2003

limp bizkit

A band characterized by moronic lyrics with many mentions of the word "fuck" (CuZ Th3y r teh H4Rdc0R3!!!111!!), shitty power riffs played over and over, and inane "beats" added in. Their lead "singer" Fred Durst either "raps" in a whiny bitch ass voice or "sings" in monotone. Y'know, when he's trying to be all "serious".

Limp Bizkit song: Move in now move out, hands up now hands down.

Me: What is this? The fuckin' hokey pokey?

by combat_rock November 29, 2003

SUV

A vehicle that when driven is comprable to drunk driving. In other words, the offending driver is likely to walk away without a scratch, while the victim is usually just fucked.

I got hit by an SUV, but it's ok, because I got a million bucks. And all I had to do was break my neck!

by combat_rock November 29, 2003

Creed

The only band to suck so bad they actually GOT SUED FOR SUCKING. Their lead singer is the biggest wanker ever.

I was just at a Creed concert, and that singer started posing like Jeebus, so I barfed. Now I'm gonna sue them for making me sick.

by combat_rock November 24, 2003

golf

Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.

Some woman streaking was the most exciting thing ever to happen on a golf course.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

adult happy meals

A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.

Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004