cockjuggling thundercunt's definitions

Shes Got A Great Personality

An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.

Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"

Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."

...

Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 23, 2010

Warpaint Cumshot

To explode the most powerful load into the face of some poor unsuspecting prey, the result should end with cum drenched in the victims entire face, and every facial orifice, seriously, in the eyebrows, hair, nostrils, eyeballs, everywhere.

Chick:"Give it to me!!!"

Guy:". . . ok!"

*SPLOOOOSHH!

Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"

Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."

by cockjuggling thundercunt January 12, 2010

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

Firehouseing

In the middle of a romping session of hardcore penetration, you take cologne and a lighter, proceed to light a womans shave cave on fire and shove your meat stick right in her flaming cunt hole. Right before and third degree burns permanently scar, you then pull out right before you blow a giant five roper and put out the blazing vagina. If done correctly the end result should consist of a perfectly hairless pussy, all hairs burned off, and a full stomach since all of this is done while eating a delicious sub from Firehouse.

Dude: dont move baby...

Chick: what are you doing?!?!?!!

Dude: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM FIREHOUSEING UR ASS! *lights pussy on fire

Chick: AAHAAUAHAUHAHAHAHUAHUAGUHAUGUUAUAA!!!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt December 30, 2009

premenstrual

To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.

Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"

Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."

or

Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"

Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

Boom Boom Baba

The epitome of Aghori pride. You will know he is near by his signature "BOOM!" that he cries out in his tantric meditation, or by the rotten stench of a cannibalistic geriatric that hasn't bathed in god knows how long. Commonly seen drinking his own urine, Boom Boom Baba has reached a stage of enlightenment that few will ever even dream of, he has learned to live off the land like a true Aghori, eating whatever he can find ( seriously, anything.). He earned his fame when aired on an episode of Wildboyz, over the years he has climbed to celebrity status, even having several cameo apperances like in District 9. If you look closely you can see him standing atop the humongous alien spacecraft with his arms in the air proclaiming his name... "I AM BOOM BOOM BABA"

guy1: "Dude I was walking down the street in India when I heard it..."

guy2:" heard what?"

guy1: "....BOOM!!!"

guy2: "Oh my god... it was Boom Boom Baba...

guy1:" I know, it was amazing"

guy2:" You're soo lucky."

by cockjuggling thundercunt October 12, 2009

Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.

Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009