Definitions by cockjuggling thundercunt
Flaming Master Falcon Grip
When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg
Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!
Chick: wat????!
Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!
Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!
Chick: wat????!
Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!
Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Flaming Master Falcon Grip by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009
Flip a Titty
To overreact in a womanly or girlish manner, at the most minuscule and/or stupid thing. The term comes from the flipping motion of the persons boobies when they freak out in their titty flipping session. The origin of the phrase came from when a girl overreacted and got all hissy bitchy from the accidental flippage of her titties.
Guy 1: Dammit stop playing that shitty music on your guitar, you suck!
Guy 2: Geez don't flip a titty fine I will stop.
Guy 2: Geez don't flip a titty fine I will stop.
Flip a Titty by cockjuggling thundercunt June 23, 2009
Milk a Horse
To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.
Milk a Horse by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009
premenstrual
To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.
Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"
Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."
or
Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"
Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."
Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."
or
Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"
Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."
premenstrual by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009
stimulate your genitals
An action whose sole purpose can vary for many reasons, but usually, the main cause for such an act is one of the following...
A. Boredom
B. Release of "stress"
C. Your hand is the closest thing to a dripping wet horny pussy that you'll ever get.
So just do it already.
A. Boredom
B. Release of "stress"
C. Your hand is the closest thing to a dripping wet horny pussy that you'll ever get.
So just do it already.
Nadsack will stimulate his genitals all day,and nothing will cum out.
or
Nadsack will stimulate your genitals,and will only ask that when the time is right that you aim for his face.
or
Nadsack will stimulate your genitals,and will only ask that when the time is right that you aim for his face.
stimulate your genitals by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009
twittling your nutsack
To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!
Nadsack:...
Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
Nadsack:...
Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
twittling your nutsack by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009
Pinewood Derby Car
An easily attainable wooden block used for boyscout races. Or self taught physics classes.
Locations where you can find them:
K-Mart, Wal Mart, McDonalds, CVS, Walgreens, Publix, BJ's, Sams, Costco, Petco, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Piggly Wiggly, Lowes, Home Depot, Burger King, Olive Garden, Busch Gardens, Spencers, Hollister, Goodwill, Beefs, Moes, Shanes Rib Shack, Quiznos, Subway, Sears, Cuck E Cheese, Dentists Office, Verizon, AA meetings, Sushi Bars, The Gym, The YMCA, Urologist, Suntrust, Gynecologist, Wendy's, Dicks sporting goods, Five Guys, Auntie Annies, Sonic, Blockbuster, Smoothie King, Ben n Jerrys, Starbucks, The Movie Theatre, Winn Dixie, Virgin Megastore, Nike Store, Walmart.com, Amazon.com, Ebay, Burlington Coat Factory, ABC Liqour, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, The Beach, Sunglass Hut, Bowling alleys, Hallmark, Taco Bell, Denny's, DQ, Arby's Captian D's, Long John Silvers, Apple Store, iTunes, Best Buy, Ford dealers, BMW, and GMC dealerships, The Barber Shop, Krusty Burger, Super Cuts, ROTC Buildings, Vending Machines, Garbage Cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, Office Depot, Staples, In your kyphs, Target, Juice Zone, Orange Groves, The Grand Canyon, Ellis Island, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramids, The Great Wall of china, in txt messages, UPS, FedEx, Chilis, Applebees, Nordstrom, Dillards, PacSun, Macaroni Grill, Champs, I sell them!
Locations where you can find them:
K-Mart, Wal Mart, McDonalds, CVS, Walgreens, Publix, BJ's, Sams, Costco, Petco, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Piggly Wiggly, Lowes, Home Depot, Burger King, Olive Garden, Busch Gardens, Spencers, Hollister, Goodwill, Beefs, Moes, Shanes Rib Shack, Quiznos, Subway, Sears, Cuck E Cheese, Dentists Office, Verizon, AA meetings, Sushi Bars, The Gym, The YMCA, Urologist, Suntrust, Gynecologist, Wendy's, Dicks sporting goods, Five Guys, Auntie Annies, Sonic, Blockbuster, Smoothie King, Ben n Jerrys, Starbucks, The Movie Theatre, Winn Dixie, Virgin Megastore, Nike Store, Walmart.com, Amazon.com, Ebay, Burlington Coat Factory, ABC Liqour, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, The Beach, Sunglass Hut, Bowling alleys, Hallmark, Taco Bell, Denny's, DQ, Arby's Captian D's, Long John Silvers, Apple Store, iTunes, Best Buy, Ford dealers, BMW, and GMC dealerships, The Barber Shop, Krusty Burger, Super Cuts, ROTC Buildings, Vending Machines, Garbage Cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, Office Depot, Staples, In your kyphs, Target, Juice Zone, Orange Groves, The Grand Canyon, Ellis Island, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramids, The Great Wall of china, in txt messages, UPS, FedEx, Chilis, Applebees, Nordstrom, Dillards, PacSun, Macaroni Grill, Champs, I sell them!
Nadsack: I cant find a friggin pinewood derby car!
Jon: Really? I got mine at CVS! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)
Jon: Really? I got mine at CVS! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)
Pinewood Derby Car by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009