cockjuggling thundercunt's definitions

Nice Tates

A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.

Example 1

Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"

Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"

Example 2

Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"

Chick: "Excuse me???"

Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"

Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 21, 2010

stimulate your genitals

An action whose sole purpose can vary for many reasons, but usually, the main cause for such an act is one of the following...

A. Boredom

B. Release of "stress"

C. Your hand is the closest thing to a dripping wet horny pussy that you'll ever get.



So just do it already.

Nadsack will stimulate his genitals all day,and nothing will cum out.

or

Nadsack will stimulate your genitals,and will only ask that when the time is right that you aim for his face.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

Firehouseing

In the middle of a romping session of hardcore penetration, you take cologne and a lighter, proceed to light a womans shave cave on fire and shove your meat stick right in her flaming cunt hole. Right before and third degree burns permanently scar, you then pull out right before you blow a giant five roper and put out the blazing vagina. If done correctly the end result should consist of a perfectly hairless pussy, all hairs burned off, and a full stomach since all of this is done while eating a delicious sub from Firehouse.

Dude: dont move baby...

Chick: what are you doing?!?!?!!

Dude: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM FIREHOUSEING UR ASS! *lights pussy on fire

Chick: AAHAAUAHAUHAHAHAHUAHUAGUHAUGUUAUAA!!!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt December 30, 2009

premenstrual

To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.

Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"

Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."

or

Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"

Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

Pinewood Derby Car

An easily attainable wooden block used for boyscout races. Or self taught physics classes.
Locations where you can find them:
K-Mart, Wal Mart, McDonalds, CVS, Walgreens, Publix, BJ's, Sams, Costco, Petco, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Piggly Wiggly, Lowes, Home Depot, Burger King, Olive Garden, Busch Gardens, Spencers, Hollister, Goodwill, Beefs, Moes, Shanes Rib Shack, Quiznos, Subway, Sears, Cuck E Cheese, Dentists Office, Verizon, AA meetings, Sushi Bars, The Gym, The YMCA, Urologist, Suntrust, Gynecologist, Wendy's, Dicks sporting goods, Five Guys, Auntie Annies, Sonic, Blockbuster, Smoothie King, Ben n Jerrys, Starbucks, The Movie Theatre, Winn Dixie, Virgin Megastore, Nike Store, Walmart.com, Amazon.com, Ebay, Burlington Coat Factory, ABC Liqour, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, The Beach, Sunglass Hut, Bowling alleys, Hallmark, Taco Bell, Denny's, DQ, Arby's Captian D's, Long John Silvers, Apple Store, iTunes, Best Buy, Ford dealers, BMW, and GMC dealerships, The Barber Shop, Krusty Burger, Super Cuts, ROTC Buildings, Vending Machines, Garbage Cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, Office Depot, Staples, In your kyphs, Target, Juice Zone, Orange Groves, The Grand Canyon, Ellis Island, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramids, The Great Wall of china, in txt messages, UPS, FedEx, Chilis, Applebees, Nordstrom, Dillards, PacSun, Macaroni Grill, Champs, I sell them!

Nadsack: I cant find a friggin pinewood derby car!

Jon: Really? I got mine at CVS! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009

classturbation

To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.

Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 21, 2009

Shes Got A Great Personality

An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.

Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"

Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."

...

Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 23, 2010