cliff's definitions

footsniper

A person who considers themselves an excellent marksman in first person computer games, but is actually totally lacking in skill and normally ends up shooting themselves or another team mate in the foot.

Pace you're such a f#$@ing footsniper.

by cliff April 16, 2005

stamps

acid on papper

you know where i can get some stamps?

by Cliff February 27, 2004

timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

by Cliff January 25, 2004

Bruce Lee

The greatest of all times.
He found a way to portray martial arts differently, aside from just the fighting. From him, I have learned a lot, and these things I can use in my life, not just in fighting

In Enter the Dragon
Lee teaches a student how to kick with the feel of the energy within him.

by Cliff February 9, 2004

Grundle

The fold between a womans ass and her thigh

I pooned those grundles last night.

by Cliff December 3, 2004

than

On the internet, this word does not exist. It is an anachronism - an attempt to hold on to the old ways of proper English. Don't bother using it. People under the age of 25 will just assume you made a typo while typing "then".

I would rather drink Drano than remember even the simplest lessons from elementary school English class. Errrrr, I mean 'I would rather drink Drano THEN remember...'

by Cliff November 9, 2006

McCallie School

Place where one can find his inner heterosexuality with countless moments of homoerotic behavior. Home of Ted Turner, the Dell Guy, and Cleveland Latham.

Every book in the McCallie School Library has at least one page with a penis drawn on it.

by Cliff February 3, 2004