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jerkens

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.
by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009
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Trashy

Trashy people are characterized by a hollow arrogance born out of insecurity and stupidity. Because deep down they know they are trashy they overcompensate in the following ways:

Trashy women think their bodies are much better than they really are and display a lot of skin, usually muffin top / fupa. They also wear gaudy skimpy clothes, usually too tight to draw attention to themselves. Tattoos can also be part of this.

At work they think they should be running the place after 3 days on the job and in spite of being complete fuckups.

Trashy people people are loud, boastful and have foul mouths in an effort to draw attention to themselves and sound tough.

Trashy people are selfish and not team players. Their only goal is to satisfy their needs and they think nothing of taking advantage of others to get what they want. They think this is the "American Way".

Because they are insecure, trashy people tend to follow the latest trends, no matter how stupid because they want to be accepted.

Because they are stupid, trashy people tend to smoke, being either unaware or uncaring how horrifyingly unclean and disgusting a thing tobacco is.

Trashy women have sex frequently and unscrupulously for power and attention.
At the State Fair you see a lot of trashy women smoking and wearing lowrider jeans showing their muffintop.
by chuckybubbles March 14, 2012
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cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise
dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.
by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009
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franken hole

by chuckybubbles August 22, 2010
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smoker

Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.
Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?
by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011
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flat earther

someone who literally believes in the supernatural, in fantastical unrealistic things that belong in fantasy stories that fly in the face of modern scientific understanding. a person who ignores rational evidence of the way things actually are according to facts, and instead adheres to a worldview best left behind in the dark ages.
a religious person is a flat earther.
by chuckybubbles July 28, 2016
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niccing

taking a higher than normal dose of nicotine by putting a small amount of pure nicotine on the tip of a cancer stick. the pure nicotine is normally procured as greenhouse supplies or garden supplies as it is normally used as a pesticide. this is a very stupid thing to do because one can easily overdose.
joe was niccing the other day, but he overdosed because he is a big fat stupid pussy.
by chuckybubbles June 15, 2011
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