Definitions by chuckybubbles

flat earther 

someone who literally believes in the supernatural, in fantastical unrealistic things that belong in fantasy stories that fly in the face of modern scientific understanding. a person who ignores rational evidence of the way things actually are according to facts, and instead adheres to a worldview best left behind in the dark ages.

a religious person is a flat earther.

flat earther by chuckybubbles July 28, 2016

tweeting jesus 

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

tweeting jesus by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

tobacco 

gross filth in the form of a plant. the leaves are dried, combined with more filth in the form of chemicals, and packed in cigarettes. this filth is burned to produce even worse filth in the form of smoke, which is then inhaled by losers.

tobacco sucks gigantic ass, as it causes nothing but harm in the world. it produces litter and makes losers miserably unhealthy. gross.

tobacco by chuckybubbles November 6, 2012

cigarette 

an addictive drug that basically does three things:

1) smells bad

2) hurts people

3) creates litter

how about putting that cigarette in the toilet where it belongs? then you can piss on it like it deserves, and maybe even take a dump! then you can flush that filth down with all the other shit.

cigarette by chuckybubbles October 22, 2012

Trashy 

Trashy people are characterized by a hollow arrogance born out of insecurity and stupidity. Because deep down they know they are trashy they overcompensate in the following ways:

Trashy women think their bodies are much better than they really are and display a lot of skin, usually muffin top / fupa. They also wear gaudy skimpy clothes, usually too tight to draw attention to themselves. Tattoos can also be part of this.

At work they think they should be running the place after 3 days on the job and in spite of being complete fuckups.

Trashy people people are loud, boastful and have foul mouths in an effort to draw attention to themselves and sound tough.

Trashy people are selfish and not team players. Their only goal is to satisfy their needs and they think nothing of taking advantage of others to get what they want. They think this is the "American Way".

Because they are insecure, trashy people tend to follow the latest trends, no matter how stupid because they want to be accepted.

Because they are stupid, trashy people tend to smoke, being either unaware or uncaring how horrifyingly unclean and disgusting a thing tobacco is.

Trashy women have sex frequently and unscrupulously for power and attention.

At the State Fair you see a lot of trashy women smoking and wearing lowrider jeans showing their muffintop.

Trashy by chuckybubbles March 14, 2012

trashy 

A person who lacks class. Trashy people exist among all races and socioeconomic levels. Trashy people lack meaningful goals and purpose in life. They are not very concerned with academic subjects, worldly matters, nor culture, but are more amused with unimportant matters and simple activities such as celebrity gossip, shopping for useless merchandise (like cigarettes), and excessive partying into late hours. Other than spending money, trashy people contribute little or nothing to society, which is why they are associated with "trash". Due to low self-esteem and insecurity, trashy people inhale a lot of filth from cigarettes, attempt to overcompensate and "try too hard". Examples are wearing excessive amounts of make-up, wearing provocative clothing (whether they're in shape or not), driving a vehicle that is excessively large for their needs (e.g. a Hummer), getting drunk and behaving obnoxiously in clubs and bars, yelling at strangers from car windows, making derogatory statements, promiscuity, and talking loudly in profane and explicit language in public. Although they may think they're cool, most other people find them obnoxious, stinky, immature, irresponsible, and unattractive.

The cast members of Jersey Shore are trashy.

Richmond Street in Toronto, and rue Crescent in Montreal, are full of clubs and bars frequented by trashy smokers and hoes (not the garden tool).

trashy by chuckybubbles January 23, 2012

trashy 

A person who lacks class. Trashy people exist among all races and socioeconomic levels. Trashy people lack meaningful goals and purpose in life. They are not very concerned with academic subjects, worldly matters, nor culture, but are more amused with unimportant matters and simple activities such as celebrity gossip, shopping for useless merchandise, and excessive partying into late hours. Other than spending money, trashy people smoke and contribute little or nothing to society, which is why they are associated with "trash". Due to low self-esteem and insecurity, trashy people overcompensate and "try too hard". Examples are wearing excessive amounts of make-up, wearing provocative clothing (whether they're in shape or not), driving a vehicle that is excessively large for their needs (e.g. a Hummer), getting drunk and behaving obnoxiously in clubs and bars, yelling at strangers from car windows, making derogatory statements, promiscuity, talking loudly in profane and explicit language in public, and wearing too much perfume that can still never cover up the stink of cigarettes. Although they may think they're cool, most other people find them obnoxious, immature, irresponsible, stupid, stinky, and unattractive.

The cast members of Jersey Shore are trashy.

Richmond Street in Toronto, and rue Crescent in Montreal, are full of clubs and bars frequented by trashy douche bags and hoes.

trashy by chuckybubbles January 10, 2012