christophorus's definitions

bafia

black mafia

bet you didnt know my boy is in the bafia

by christophorus August 22, 2010

hyphy love

gettin high,drunk, and crazy then havin sex

damn man you gotta try hyphy love its crazy!!!

by christophorus August 25, 2010

deer dong

an expression said out of anger,something to say to make someone laugh

those pants make you look like you have a DEER DONG

by christophorus September 8, 2010

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

squat-cocking

a term used to describe a sexual position,one of the best positions to try

yo marc i tried squat-cocking with that girl last night..damn it was awesome

by christophorus September 3, 2010

S.A.O.

aka STANK-ASS-ODOR..a person or random smell that is unbearable and if smelt can cause fainting or comas

wtf is that S.A.O. i've been smellin it for weeks!!

by christophorus September 8, 2010

Assoline

drinking some type of liquid to refuel the body after getting some ass

"damn me n that girl fucked all night...i need some Assoline".

by christophorus June 17, 2010