christa's definitions

drinkling

What a drunk man says to the police officer when he gets pulled over.

Drunk guy: "No occiffer, I haven't been drinkling."

by christa August 29, 2004

buttwiff

A really funny thing to call somebody back in the day that i vow to make popular again. A dipshit. (you know you used to say it)

You are such a buttwiff.

by christa November 14, 2003

jilarious

Really funny, hilarious.

What Michelle said was jilarious.

by christa April 13, 2006

gooberrottedgeechrot

another name for an idiot

Heidi KK is a gooberrottedgeechrot!

by Christa January 7, 2005

Etheros

A person who plays an MMORPG still even though he says he is retired.

"OMG I found out Johnny is playing on Mordred, he is such an Etheros!"

by Christa July 17, 2004

Dickface

A cool word to call your local law enforcement officials preferribly out of ear range.

No sir, I didn't call you a dickface. I said 'cold night isn't it'?

by christa November 14, 2003

jewish guilt

An extremely horrible guilt trip best exicuted by Jewish people in which they make you feel guilty for wanting something they need. Not to be confused with catholic guilt

Hey dad can I have this chili in the fridge. Shure but I will die if you eat it because I haven't had food in days. Dad stop jewish guilting me.

by Christa April 14, 2015