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An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.
by chris wheelie April 28, 2005
Get the weak willy mug.From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.
"Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?"
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".
by chris wheelie April 21, 2005
Get the Spasm mug.A childish term for a hideous cherub or picture of a sickly-sweet baby or seraph. The sort that puts you off your meal.
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Get the Bibby mug.Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.
Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"
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Get the Jiggered mug.Female genitalia. Have only ever heard this phrase used by Sex Pistols' guitarist Steve Jones, whilst on an American Radio Station. Possibly originating from South London & The Home Counties circa 1960s, though sounds of a much earlier century, perhaps 18th?
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