chris wheelie's definitions

tag nuts

Must be of UK origin. You all seem to know what dangleberries or klingons are. Well, they're also referred to as Tag Nuts. The curse of puberty in every one of us.

Ance, voice-wobbling, sweaty moments and wet dreams; all a delight when compared to the discomfort of accumulating tag-nuts in adolescence and beyond.

by chris wheelie June 17, 2005

Bibby

A childish term for a hideous cherub or picture of a sickly-sweet baby or seraph. The sort that puts you off your meal.

"Yuch! I don't want to eat my sanwdwich in the Cistine Chapel, it's too full of Bibbies".

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

weak willy

An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.

B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Ritz

Apart from crackers, style or wiggers, this word can also be uttered by disappointed or ungrateful persons. It's a simpler way of saying 'big deal', 'so what?', 'Is that all there is?'.

Deek stared with incredulity at the meal set before him. In the dead centre of a plate, the size of a small coffee table, lay one solitary dod of potato salad.
"Ritz", he rumbled.

by chris wheelie April 30, 2005

Silly Buggers

British origin.
Evolving from the term of abuse bugger, meaning a sodomite or irritating person. To play 'silly buggers' is to generally act the fool, lark about, waste time or generally mess things up. As illustrated by English band The Bus Station Loonies song "Playing Silly Buggers" (1995).

"They were too busy playing silly buggers to get the job completed in time".

by chris wheelie April 25, 2005

Gratey

In general terms, an uncomfortable place. A dusty, awkward corner. Usually the gap sometimes created between a single bed when moved slightly away from the wall.

"What's up with you? Did you get out of the wrong side of bed this morning?"
"Certainly did. I woke up to find myself halfway down the gratey!"

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

drippy tiddler

The consequence of having a weak willy. The condition which leads to damp patches at inopportune moments.

If it weren't for my drippy tiddler I'd wear beige trousers more often.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005