12 definitions by charlie xoxo
Officer: Ok sir we have your dna, your blood and your semen at the crime seen
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!
by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016
The act of being a bawbag or a complete dick.
Never a nice person, always someone that you'd like to see get said baws kicked baws being balls. So a bawbag is a scumbag. But the act of bawbaggery is walking about acting like a bawbag. Generally annoying the whole population.
Never a nice person, always someone that you'd like to see get said baws kicked baws being balls. So a bawbag is a scumbag. But the act of bawbaggery is walking about acting like a bawbag. Generally annoying the whole population.
Me: There that wee bawbag has just stole that wee guys bike
Mate: Ho bawbag give that wean his bike back
Us: That was just a pure bawbaggery act there, wee bawbag.
Mate: Ho bawbag give that wean his bike back
Us: That was just a pure bawbaggery act there, wee bawbag.
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
I had such a cuntable day at work today thank fk its done for another day.
How was your chat with the boss?
Cuntable hes such a dick
How was your chat with the boss?
Cuntable hes such a dick
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.
Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.
Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
Oh no you didn't do her bareback did you, she's shagging everyone! Owa you shouldn't be barebacking it
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
Usually someone who is a lesser human being, steals stuff off your table even if its just a roll up just for the sake of being a bawbag. Someone who is just there to have jokes made up about their very existence.
Can be used affectionately or derogatory
Can be used affectionately or derogatory
Alright fannybaws hows things mate?
Here fannybaws ma lighter out your pocket right now!
Er fannybaws coming now (you see hes now fannybaws because he took to long at the shop)
Here fannybaws ma lighter out your pocket right now!
Er fannybaws coming now (you see hes now fannybaws because he took to long at the shop)
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016