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She's saving everything but her mouth for marriage because its not sex if your just running around giving blowjobs all the time.
She's a hephanie she'll give you a bj but she's saving her pussy for her husband , she thinks that somehow makes her not a ho!
by charlie xoxo September 20, 2016
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How was your chat with the boss?
Cuntable hes such a dick
How was your chat with the boss?
Cuntable hes such a dick
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
Get the cuntable mug.The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.
Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.
Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
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by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
Get the barebacking it mug.The act of being a bawbag or a complete dick.
Never a nice person, always someone that you'd like to see get said baws kicked baws being balls. So a bawbag is a scumbag. But the act of bawbaggery is walking about acting like a bawbag. Generally annoying the whole population.
Never a nice person, always someone that you'd like to see get said baws kicked baws being balls. So a bawbag is a scumbag. But the act of bawbaggery is walking about acting like a bawbag. Generally annoying the whole population.
Me: There that wee bawbag has just stole that wee guys bike
Mate: Ho bawbag give that wean his bike back
Us: That was just a pure bawbaggery act there, wee bawbag.
Mate: Ho bawbag give that wean his bike back
Us: That was just a pure bawbaggery act there, wee bawbag.
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
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Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
Get the cannie be arsed mug.Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016
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