charlie xoxo's definitions

hephanie

She's saving everything but her mouth for marriage because its not sex if your just running around giving blowjobs all the time.

She's a hephanie she'll give you a bj but she's saving her pussy for her husband , she thinks that somehow makes her not a ho!

by charlie xoxo September 20, 2016

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

barebacking it

Not using a condom

Oh no you didn't do her bareback did you, she's shagging everyone! Owa you shouldn't be barebacking it

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

cuntable

Something or someone thats really fucking annoying to the point it really pisses you off.

I had such a cuntable day at work today thank fk its done for another day.
How was your chat with the boss?
Cuntable hes such a dick

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

cannie be arsed

Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.

I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

fannybaws

Usually someone who is a lesser human being, steals stuff off your table even if its just a roll up just for the sake of being a bawbag. Someone who is just there to have jokes made up about their very existence.
Can be used affectionately or derogatory

Alright fannybaws hows things mate?
Here fannybaws ma lighter out your pocket right now!
Er fannybaws coming now (you see hes now fannybaws because he took to long at the shop)

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

dindonuffin

Haha, usually a criminal who always says this to the cops when they arrive

Officer: Ok sir we have your dna, your blood and your semen at the crime seen
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!

by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016