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ChavScum

This is a quality site much hated by skanky chavs such as the one above. Mostly hated by everyone apart from themselves chavs are a race that aspire to leave school before they are 16, have kids before 17, be the manager of a chav wear manufacturer - even though they cant read a picture book. This website aims to make everyone aware of these things that nobody wants to see and makes people wise of which peopel are the scum of Britain. (I am not a student or a goth and im not jealous of the 'cool kids' because they're not, theyre just below scrotums and tramps in the popularity chain.
Visit www.chavscum.co.uk and you will see
by Charlie April 2, 2005
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twastick

Twastic a mix between twat. and spastick.
ashley your4 such a fucking twastick!!!
by charlie December 17, 2004
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cooter saluter

when you salute a female whos cooter you want to corkskrew.
-do you see that fox
-yeah, giver the cooter saluter
by charlie December 25, 2004
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anal tornado

when ever a girl "farts". because girls dont pass gas, so there must be a tornado in there ass when it sounds like they do.
WEATHER ALERT:hurricane taquito is heading towards shore, so run for cover. were in for an anal tornado
by charlie December 25, 2004
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Baby Duck

Tina Aiken's catch pharse in the massively popular CMS films!
Baby ducks, I just can't know why! I need some JB!
by Charlie January 12, 2005
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Preppy

I grew up around many true preps and liked most of them. I'm 45 and when we were teens we wore madras pants, B.Bro oxfords, Izod underneath (popped)and Weejuns with 1/10 Krugerands in the penny slots, no socks. We shopped at either Belks or Collins (Bruce and Allen Collins were text book preps)drank cheap beer and and chased tale like every other guy. The tale we were chasing was very elusive prep girls. (Not party prep A&F girls like nowdays, the real refined kind)We did our partying at Ocean Drive Beach S.C. during graduation (anybody's graduation) but we summered in the OBX or Litchfield where the people like us were also summering.
Chip and Bruce are meeting us at The Pad at ten'ish. He said to stop at Hardwicks on the way, cause we were going to a party the Sigma Chi girls were throwing at Cherry Grove. Don't wear those garish sandles, wear your loafers. I'm wearing my new madras shorts and ox thats a little big on me.Don't wear that damn Rolex, you look like a pimp, you can wear my Timex if you have to know the time. Later Gator.
by Charlie January 19, 2005
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mot

unreally cool guy, sex appeal, after sir motsalot
by charlie January 20, 2005
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