charlie's definitions

porch monkey

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

by charlie December 9, 2003

Rute

A lighter shade of frickle

"My, what beautiful rute eyes you have."

by Charlie November 19, 2003

gay goth punk rock

crap 'phrase' made to stereotype to completely different styles or rock into one so some dumbarsed pop/hip hop/r&b/woteva loving twat can TRY and insult ppl because they like a style of music, it takes a lot less talent to get ppl to write lyrics 4 u and stand in front of a camera saying them to a beat

"people who use 'gay goth punk rock' are uncultured idiots"

by Charlie February 20, 2004

8 foot sativa

8 foot sativa is a kick ass metal band from new zealand. they are really cool.

"you heard the 8ft song destined to be dead? fuck it's the shit."

by charlie February 25, 2004

haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.

Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

livewire

not as good as slice.

dude... this livewire is whack... i just wasted my dough.

by charlie July 16, 2003

music

music is oxygen

if there was music life would be even more worthless

by charlie March 21, 2004