catfight12's definitions

trans fat

(transfered fat)

The amount of fat you lose = the amount of fat your friend gains

Also see Fat Displacement.

Whoever said trans fat is bad for you?

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

spiral graphic

A type of graphic that was very popular, highly overused & way too overrated in the 90s, created in Photoshop simply by using Filter > Distort > Twirl, any creator of which deemed him/herself a REAL graphic artist.

The first no-no in my list as an employer back in the 90s was anyone that had a spiral graphic in their goddamn portfolio.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

ugly friend

A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.

Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*

by catfight12 January 7, 2009

comFATition

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.

Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

Best Angle Photo

The photo you use as your default Facebook/MySpace/FaceSpace photo taken from your best angle. You look so good in it your friends don't think it's you.

- Have you seen Fiona's default FaceSpace photo from Halloween?? I think she lost like 10 lbs! She looks amazing!!!
- Really?? *checks* ..View the rest of the photos from that same event..
- Oh.
- Yeah..it's just a best angle photo.

by catfight12 January 10, 2009

HID Data has stopped working

A bug that shows at startup on a computer using the Windows Vista OS.

I see the HID Data has stopped working dialog box again. I wish I could afford an Apple MAC.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

Gym Buddy

What a gay man calls his gay lover in his 'subtle' way of coming out to his already 'suspicious' straight friends. "Room mate" is also used sometimes.

Not sure if my friend & neighbor Sean is gay but some mornings I see him & his "gym buddy" Fred walking around the house in matching monogrammed robes..

by catfight12 January 9, 2009