cass's definitions
"Marco i LOVE you!"
by cass December 13, 2003
Get the Marco Bruschimug. T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!
by Cass February 13, 2005
Get the jakenessmug. A woman who is not only beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well. Known for her vivacious nature and bubbling personality this one blooms under the knowledge that you treasure her while possessing an iron fist that holds no remorse in the felling of those who even think about bringing harm to one she loves.
by Cass February 12, 2005
Get the Carriekinsmug. by cass February 22, 2004
Get the Beefmug. A Southernism that means that you have taken yourself out of a bad situation into a situation that is worse or no better than the one you were previously in.
Betty Sue sure did jump from the frying pan to the fire when she left Roy, her cheatin' husband for his brother Chet, the town drunk.
by cass March 9, 2004
Get the out of the frying pan and into the firemug. Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
by cass March 9, 2004
Get the kiss my gritsmug. 