39 definitions by cardinal_fan

walmart ass

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

desert scrub

a Arizonan. (from the climate of the state.)

Jenny is a desert scrub from Phoenix.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

caulk

1. to stop up and make tight against leakage (as a boat or its seams, the cracks in a window frame, or the joints of a pipe)

2. when a guy shoots his load and it runs down between a females breasts or ass crack.

Johnny had to caulk his windows for the winter.

James caulked his horny neigbor Amy's rack and ass.

by cardinal_fan October 19, 2004

Chowd

Bostonian, someone from New England. It is short for "chowderhead".

Phil a chowd was sad when the Red Sox lost again.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

deathstick

a golf club, specifically a driver.

Pete knocked the golf ball 350 with his new deathstick.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

stanley cup

The holy grail in hockey, the champion of the NHL gets it and their names on it also, the best trophy in sports.

It was a great day when Ray Bourque hoisted the Stanley Cup.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

Thea Andrews

A sexy Canadian woman who is a tv hostess.

Thea Andrews is very bangable.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004