Definitions by bumbleclot

googow 

"Google" as pronounced in Pittsburgh (see Pittsburghese).

Yinzer #1: How many superbows did da Stiwwers win?
Yinzer #2: I dunno. Googow it.

googow by bumbleclot July 19, 2010

St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.

Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.

St. Patrick's Day by bumbleclot March 17, 2010

closet hottie

A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).

I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.

closet hottie by bumbleclot December 1, 2009

yumping yack 

"Jumping jack" as pronounced by Mexican laborers who don't speak good English. A jumping jack is a hand operated piece of equipment that compacts soil at a construction site.

Boss said to use the yumping yack on dees dirt over here

yumping yack by bumbleclot June 11, 2009

humpity-hump 

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

humpity-hump by bumbleclot June 5, 2009

side straddle hop 

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

side straddle hop by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

just a friend 

The guy that your girlfriend is fucking.

Tony? Oh, he's just a friend.

just a friend by bumbleclot May 19, 2009