budgieramone's definitions

franken-gun

Any firearm built of after market parts. Usually used to refer to AR-15's or 1911's/clones. Common practice for shooters who like to "roll their own" so to speak.

a: Dude sweet AR, what kind is it?
b: Its a Bushmaster lower, Olympic upper and a DPMS barrel.
a: So its a franken-gun?
b: Yeah.

by budgieramone January 15, 2004

ass fraction

1.)A pathethetic person who is being a real jerk. 2.) any driver on the road other than yourself that is preventing your expedient travel from point a to point b 3.) Any customer.

Derived from a play on words for ass "whole". When using insert the appropriate fraction in the insult

<A> don't be an ass half.
<B>What did you call me?
<A>An ass half, because you are so pathetic it would take two of you to make an ass whole.

by budgieramone January 11, 2004

hork wad

That goop thats regurgitated during a belch after a large meal.

Also an insult for a particularly annoying person

After dinner I belched up a hork wad that set my sinuses on fire.


Look you hork wad, you're starting to get me really honked off.

by budgieramone January 13, 2004

helicopter

A two lobed hocker connected by a thin stream of saliva.

Joe liked spucking helicopters off of high buildings to watch them twirl before hitting pedestrians, vehicles or pavement below

by budgieramone January 15, 2004

spuck

1. a hocker, loogey, slug on the ground


2. the act of hocking a loogey

Watch out that you don't step in that spuck.


Dude, quit spucking on the sidewalk. People walk there you know.

by budgieramone January 15, 2004

entertainment value

The relative value of someone who is usually the butt of jokes. Usually the shop/office whipping boy/girl. i.e. someone who is gullible, a rumor monger, gets angry easily, is easily startled etc.

Dominic is such a dweeb, but he's very gullible so he has a high entertainment value.

by budgieramone January 13, 2004

spuckenwhucker

A person proficient at spucking
see also spuck

Only when you can spuck a helicopter, or bounce a chewy on command are you a true spuckenwhucker

by budgieramone January 15, 2004