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wankenspanker

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?
by budgieramone May 15, 2009
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mothersticker

A greeting for your buddies who work in retail or fast food stores, Best used when more than one is present so the laugh can be appreciated.

added prop is having ones hand in their jacket pocket, finger extended so it looks like a concealed gun.
AWWright you motherstickers..this is a fuckup!
by budgieramone January 15, 2004
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franken-gun

Any firearm built of after market parts. Usually used to refer to AR-15's or 1911's/clones. Common practice for shooters who like to "roll their own" so to speak.
a: Dude sweet AR, what kind is it?
b: Its a Bushmaster lower, Olympic upper and a DPMS barrel.
a: So its a franken-gun?
b: Yeah.
by budgieramone January 15, 2004
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ass fraction

1.)A pathethetic person who is being a real jerk. 2.) any driver on the road other than yourself that is preventing your expedient travel from point a to point b 3.) Any customer.

Derived from a play on words for ass "whole". When using insert the appropriate fraction in the insult
<A> don't be an ass half.
<B>What did you call me?
<A>An ass half, because you are so pathetic it would take two of you to make an ass whole.
by budgieramone January 11, 2004
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hork

verb: When you have eaten a large meal and you belch partially regurgitating the contents of your stomach to your throat.

noun: the above mentioned contents se also hork wad
I need a drink of water, I just horked and it didn't taste so good. Definitely better going down than coming up.
by budgieramone January 13, 2004
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hork wad

That goop thats regurgitated during a belch after a large meal.

Also an insult for a particularly annoying person
After dinner I belched up a hork wad that set my sinuses on fire.


Look you hork wad, you're starting to get me really honked off.
by budgieramone January 13, 2004
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spuckenwhucker

A person proficient at spucking
see also spuck
Only when you can spuck a helicopter, or bounce a chewy on command are you a true spuckenwhucker
by budgieramone January 15, 2004
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