bottomboy tj's definitions

dorkus

an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.

named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.

the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)

Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.

by bottomboy tj November 2, 2018

M. Night Shyamalan-ed

to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.

when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.

with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.

by bottomboy tj January 31, 2019

bunk

an extremely negative or poor attitude towards something.

a combination of the words "bullshit" and "funk".

her attitude towards the job was completely bunk as she didn't perform any of the tasks assigned to her and made the lives of her co-workers miserable with her nagging negativity.

by bottomboy tj June 19, 2018

Auntie Tam

the gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. a gay person who openly and blatantly works against the progress of the LGBTQ+ community by working in direct connection with a party or group that opposes gay rights, usually serving in a "token" capacity and screaming at other gay people and allies about "intolerance" towards them because of their stance

DAVE RUBIN in the quintessential Auntie Tam as he spews right-wing politics and policies that threaten LGBTQ+ rights, while also fooling himself into thinking they accept his gay lifestyle, gay husband and surrogate child

by bottomboy tj May 25, 2022

Twink Goblin

a drag queen who's handsome, muscular and masculine out of drag and sexually attracted to drag queens who are smaller, delicate and feminine out of drag.

on this season of Drag Race, Kori King is a Twink Goblin for Lydia B Collins out of drag.

by bottomboy tj February 26, 2025

glory jerk

an event that usually occurs in the celebrity section of Twitter...where one celebrity will make a seemingly ordinary observation or comment on a particular subject, causing hundreds (sometimes thousands) of other celebrities to gather around the original celebrity to give self-indulgent, congratulatory or brilliance to them, making them the BRIGHTEST star in their corner of the universe for the moment...

Elizabeth Banks' observation that Venom looked like he was "eating a dick" in a publicity still triggered a massive GLORY JERK on Twitter as thousands of fellow celebrities came out to call her a "comic genius" and "the sharpest mind in the world".

by bottomboy tj May 30, 2018

bromo

an affectionate term for a gay, black, male friend

it really didn't matter to Jelani that Tequan was gay, he would always be his bromo.

by bottomboy tj January 25, 2018