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to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.
when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
by bottomboy tj January 31, 2019
Get the M. Night Shyamalan-ed mug.an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.
by bottomboy tj November 2, 2018
Get the dorkus mug.an extremely negative or poor attitude towards something.
a combination of the words "bullshit" and "funk".
a combination of the words "bullshit" and "funk".
her attitude towards the job was completely bunk as she didn't perform any of the tasks assigned to her and made the lives of her co-workers miserable with her nagging negativity.
by bottomboy tj June 19, 2018
Get the bunk mug.the gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. a gay person who openly and blatantly works against the progress of the LGBTQ+ community by working in direct connection with a party or group that opposes gay rights, usually serving in a "token" capacity and screaming at other gay people and allies about "intolerance" towards them because of their stance
DAVE RUBIN in the quintessential Auntie Tam as he spews right-wing politics and policies that threaten LGBTQ+ rights, while also fooling himself into thinking they accept his gay lifestyle, gay husband and surrogate child
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Get the Auntie Tam mug.when you take a shit so massive and with such velocity behind it that it forces itself to "disappear" down the toilet tube upon hitting the water, prompting a confused state when you look into the bowl and find it nowhere to be seen
Thomas knew he had a fiber-rich diet and felt it come out but, upon further investigation, didn't see what happened to the log he had produced. He was clearly a victim of his own ghosting.
by bottomboy tj February 6, 2017
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Get the bromo mug.the phenomenon where seemingly rational and intelligent people are given a choice between a regular, sensible, safe option and a completely absurd and random option...and in a lapse of hilarity...think to themselves "wouldn't it be funny if" and place a joke vote towards the laughable choice, thinking there is no way this will happen...
...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.
...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.
John thought it would be funny to vote "Katy Perry" as the next United States senator from his state just so he could tell his co-workers the next day, unaware that The Schwarzenegger Effect would now place the pop singer in firm control of his state's government and his parents' health insurance coverage.
by bottomboy tj September 5, 2019
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