bobbt.cum's definitions

Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

dump thump

Another word for anal sex

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

buck nuts

Refers to the crazyness of a situation, as well as moose nuttyness.

Man that was buck nuts.

by bobbt.cum February 28, 2003

flaming fist

Cover your fist in Tabasco Sauce(TM) and shove it up a girls ass. Similar to lighting your ass on fire.

Hey babe, lets progress this relationship. Time for a flaming fist.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

incorrect

When something is absolutely positively right and your sure of it.

This definition is incorrect.

by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

eat your monkey

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003

beat your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.

I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003