bob beeflips's definitions

Petitza

pro. pa-TEET-za. A small piece of pizza.

Mac: Who'd like a slice?
Mom: Not much for me - just a petitza.

by bob beeflips August 25, 2009

sol

Scoff Out Loud, ala lol, especially when you receive an absolutely pointless text.

Tyler: Wen is Christmas this year?
Tim: sol

by bob beeflips December 1, 2009

Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018