Definitions by bob beeflips

LMNT

texting for "elementy". It's a feeling one gets when a site - bowling alley, bar, shopping center - is overwhelmed by "a certain element."

J: r u still @ Bowl-Hi?
T: Nah we left after youth bowling. its a little too LMNT for me

LMNT by bob beeflips March 27, 2010

sol 

Scoff Out Loud, ala lol, especially when you receive an absolutely pointless text.

Tyler: Wen is Christmas this year?
Tim: sol

sol by bob beeflips December 1, 2009

mano-womano 

A verbal clash between male and female. Pronounced like the Spanish/Italian phrase "mano-a-mano."

T: Did you see Nicole and and Jared last night? I thought they were going to come to blows over Oregon versus Big Train chai.
B: Yep, that was epic mano-womano.

mano-womano by bob beeflips October 19, 2009

bark fight 

When two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.

Pug: arf!
Peke: rarf! rarf!
German Shepherd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(pause)
Pug: arf!
(translation)
Pug: My master is best!
Peke: You're wrong - my master is best!
German Shepherd: MINE! MINE! MINE!
(pause)
Pug: I have won the bark fight.

bark fight by bob beeflips September 2, 2009

Petitza 

pro. pa-TEET-za. A small piece of pizza.

Mac: Who'd like a slice?
Mom: Not much for me - just a petitza.

Petitza by bob beeflips August 25, 2009

material 

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.

Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.

material by bob beeflips August 23, 2009

Death to my enemies! 

Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.

Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.

(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!

Death to my enemies! by bob beeflips June 25, 2009