bob beeflips's definitions

mano-womano

A verbal clash between male and female. Pronounced like the Spanish/Italian phrase "mano-a-mano."

T: Did you see Nicole and and Jared last night? I thought they were going to come to blows over Oregon versus Big Train chai.
B: Yep, that was epic mano-womano.

by bob beeflips October 19, 2009

Gentleman of Harvard

1) From the film "The Social Network," meaning one does not sully one's esteemed status by stooping to the level of the hoi polloi.

2) Ironic/polite way of saying, "This is beneath me."

Example 1:
Tracy: Beef Jerky?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.
Example 2:

Tracy: Should we sue a squirrely little geek who stole our idea and is worth 25 billion?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.

by bob beeflips October 24, 2010

bark fight

When two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.

Pug: arf!
Peke: rarf! rarf!
German Shepherd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(pause)
Pug: arf!
(translation)
Pug: My master is best!
Peke: You're wrong - my master is best!
German Shepherd: MINE! MINE! MINE!
(pause)
Pug: I have won the bark fight.

by bob beeflips September 2, 2009

Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.

The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)

by bob beeflips November 16, 2011

Petitza

pro. pa-TEET-za. A small piece of pizza.

Mac: Who'd like a slice?
Mom: Not much for me - just a petitza.

by bob beeflips August 25, 2009

Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

Retrumplican

1) A Trump Republican.

2) A Republican who is linked to Trump, whether they want to be or not.

Jeff Sessions was a Retrumplican before anyone else.

Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.

by bob beeflips April 27, 2017