Tony: So my girl and I skiied all day Saturday and rode the coasters all Sunday. And that's after the Friday night cruise around the bay.
Tina: Sounds like you had a wheee!kend.
Tina: Sounds like you had a wheee!kend.
by bob beeflips April 21, 2008
Get the wheee!kendmug. Standing at a dance; see, junior high dances where one intends not to dance, but stand around talking to friends over obnoxious music.
Lindsey: Shelby, are you going to the 9th grade dance tonight?
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.
by bob beeflips June 17, 2009
Get the Stancemug. by bob beeflips August 25, 2009
Get the Petitzamug. This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.
by bob beeflips January 22, 2018
Get the Pardon my Americanmug. An irony-proof phrase uttered by Abed on Community, denoting that something is so cool, it's "Who's the Boss" cool.
Prof. Sheffield: I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you teach the next class on "Who's the Boss" so that you can share your open mind with everyone in class.
Abed: Cool. Cool-cool-cool.
Abed: Cool. Cool-cool-cool.
by bob beeflips May 10, 2011
Get the Cool. Cool-cool-coolmug. At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.
The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!
(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)
(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)
by bob beeflips November 16, 2011
Get the Fart Thirtymug. The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
by bob beeflips September 11, 2014
Get the Nothing but flushmug.