Definitions by bob beeflips

pawtograph 

An animal's autograph.

So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.

pawtograph by bob beeflips June 9, 2011

Cool. Cool-cool-cool 

An irony-proof phrase uttered by Abed on Community, denoting that something is so cool, it's "Who's the Boss" cool.

Prof. Sheffield: I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you teach the next class on "Who's the Boss" so that you can share your open mind with everyone in class.
Abed: Cool. Cool-cool-cool.

Cool. Cool-cool-cool by bob beeflips May 10, 2011

Bebuddah

Something to be scared out of, instead of "bejesus."

Housing prices scare the bebuddah out of me.

Bebuddah by bob beeflips December 20, 2010

Gentleman of Harvard 

1) From the film "The Social Network," meaning one does not sully one's esteemed status by stooping to the level of the hoi polloi.

2) Ironic/polite way of saying, "This is beneath me."

Example 1:
Tracy: Beef Jerky?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.
Example 2:

Tracy: Should we sue a squirrely little geek who stole our idea and is worth 25 billion?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.

Gentleman of Harvard by bob beeflips October 24, 2010

lap nap 

A power nap taken on a plane, bus or train where you use your knees as pillows.

Tori was so tired on the flight to New Orleans that she took a lap nap.

lap nap by bob beeflips September 29, 2010

rent an ear 

The act of pulling a single ear bud out, so that you can continue to listen to your music while starting a relatively unimportant conversation. Based on the Shakespeare quote, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."

T: Here comes that annoying JW.
B (listening to ipod): What?
T: Jesse White is coming. She's always talking about her stupid vegetarian phase.
B: I'm in the middle of "The Nazz," by Lord Buckley, but I guess I'll rent an ear.

rent an ear by bob beeflips May 11, 2010

nonions 

A sandwich without onions.

I'll take whole wheat, with pickle, lettuce, olives and nonions.

nonions by bob beeflips May 5, 2010