fastword

A method of using a random but memorable three word combination to quickly remember multiple passwords.

Paul: I once spilled a Slushy on a friend named Beth at a U2 concert, so now my fastword for my bank is u2bethslushy, my facebook is u2slushybeth and iTunes is slushybethU2.
Ringo: Genius!

by bob beeflips June 29, 2011

Cool. Cool-cool-cool

An irony-proof phrase uttered by Abed on Community, denoting that something is so cool, it's "Who's the Boss" cool.

Prof. Sheffield: I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you teach the next class on "Who's the Boss" so that you can share your open mind with everyone in class.
Abed: Cool. Cool-cool-cool.

by bob beeflips April 19, 2011

Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

chain talker

Someone who refuses to shut the fuck up.

Emma: So then anyway, the point of the story is that I ran into DeNiro on the subway did you see his movie Meet the Fockers it’s his best movie...
Savoy: it’s really hard to get a word in edgewise.
Tim: yeah she’s a chain talker.

by bob beeflips May 12, 2018

Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.

The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)

by bob beeflips November 16, 2011

lap nap

A power nap taken on a plane, bus or train where you use your knees as pillows.

Tori was so tired on the flight to New Orleans that she took a lap nap.

by bob beeflips September 28, 2010

Stance

Standing at a dance; see, junior high dances where one intends not to dance, but stand around talking to friends over obnoxious music.

Lindsey: Shelby, are you going to the 9th grade dance tonight?
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.

by bob beeflips June 17, 2009