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material

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.
Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.
by bob beeflips August 23, 2009
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fastword

A method of using a random but memorable three word combination to quickly remember multiple passwords.
Paul: I once spilled a Slushy on a friend named Beth at a U2 concert, so now my fastword for my bank is u2bethslushy, my facebook is u2slushybeth and iTunes is slushybethU2.
Ringo: Genius!
by bob beeflips July 1, 2011
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LMNT

texting for "elementy". It's a feeling one gets when a site - bowling alley, bar, shopping center - is overwhelmed by "a certain element."
J: r u still @ Bowl-Hi?
T: Nah we left after youth bowling. its a little too LMNT for me
by bob beeflips March 27, 2010
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pawtograph

An animal's autograph.
So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.
by bob beeflips June 9, 2011
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spamdom

Unintentional wisdom found in the subject line of Spam.
Spam: True manhood is renewable at any age √ make sure yourself.
Bob: I think what that means is that I can decide each day to recreate myself as a real man.
Beeflips: Ah, I see you've been drinking from the deep well of spamdom.
by bob beeflips June 6, 2009
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Bebuddah

Something to be scared out of, instead of "bejesus."
Housing prices scare the bebuddah out of me.
by bob beeflips December 20, 2010
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potty mail

Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.
Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
by bob beeflips October 4, 2012
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