28 definitions by blii

bed time

A period ranging from 0:00:00 to 23:59:59 depending on age, gender, marital status, amound of homework, inebriation, and many other factors. Often simply defined as the tome one goes to bed, although there is some dispute as to whether this meant getting into bed or actaully turning out the lights, closing the eyes and attempting to sleep.

by blii February 21, 2003

Craven Morehead

This Ringo was the star drummer for the Beatles

by blii February 21, 2003

Larva

The thing that comes out of insects after they make mad passionate love.

by blii February 20, 2003

nose

That bump in the middle of your face

by blii February 20, 2003

Arfid

An adjective referring to the smell and color of a dead man's inner ear. Commonly used as an insult among morticians.

"You sure are arfid this morning Ellsworth"

by blii February 21, 2003

Mice

Small furry things that like to eat cheese. Mice have tails.

by blii February 20, 2003

Lump

A small mass of matter of irregular shape; an irregular or shapeless mass; as, a lump of coal; a lump of iron ore. Often described as looking similarly to a bump.

"There is a lump of earwax in my eye."

by blii February 22, 2003