blah's definitions

nu-metal

A pathetic attempt to use the term "metal" to create a tough, hard image for shitty music that bears little, if any, resemblence to actual metal music.

There are dozens of sub-genres of metal out there, each with different sounds and everything... and nu-metal is NOT one of them.

John Petrucci plays more notes in one Dream Theater solo than all of the members of Linkin Park have ever played in their whole rotten lives, combined.

Granted, you don't *need* to have solos in your songs for them to be good. But it helps to at least have the *ability* to play them, which nu-metal bands obviously do not. It also helps to be able to write a song without picking random power chords on the guitar until a few of them sound good.

Turn on the radio, you'll hear some.

by blah November 5, 2004

hi-keeba

A karate move uttered by the Women of the Prehistoric Planet.
See wordMST3K/word.

Xena: Hi-Keebaaaaaaaa!
(Ninja chops Xena's head off.)

by Blah August 9, 2003

beekybee

a cool item

i like the beekybee

by blah April 27, 2004

selvo

A Wanker, who has no purpase in life other than to rip off the tax payer.

Most hatted on ocau.

He is now serving a life long ban on ocau

by Blah December 19, 2003

sport

An activity that keeps score and you can go professional at.

I play a sport for my occupation.

by Blah June 18, 2006

kink

A person who has junk.

That person is a kink.

by blah March 12, 2003

The Sexiest Devotchka

6 foot tall, badass motherfucker, don't mess with this bitch or you'll get the horns.
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish

This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.

Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson

Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage


Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples

Dude did you see that chick?! She fully went Sexiest Devotchka on that idiot's
ass!!

by blah March 30, 2005