164 definitions by blah
new canaan owns darien in sports... nc dominates soccer, hockey, lax, football every year consistently, what is wrong with you
by blah April 5, 2005
A pathetic attempt to use the term "metal" to create a tough, hard image for shitty music that bears little, if any, resemblence to actual metal music.
There are dozens of sub-genres of metal out there, each with different sounds and everything... and nu-metal is NOT one of them.
John Petrucci plays more notes in one Dream Theater solo than all of the members of Linkin Park have ever played in their whole rotten lives, combined.
Granted, you don't *need* to have solos in your songs for them to be good. But it helps to at least have the *ability* to play them, which nu-metal bands obviously do not. It also helps to be able to write a song without picking random power chords on the guitar until a few of them sound good.
There are dozens of sub-genres of metal out there, each with different sounds and everything... and nu-metal is NOT one of them.
John Petrucci plays more notes in one Dream Theater solo than all of the members of Linkin Park have ever played in their whole rotten lives, combined.
Granted, you don't *need* to have solos in your songs for them to be good. But it helps to at least have the *ability* to play them, which nu-metal bands obviously do not. It also helps to be able to write a song without picking random power chords on the guitar until a few of them sound good.
by blah November 5, 2004
ahahahahahaha, dumbass Plinkton Cyclopes! mind redefining your definition? lose close games? sosa a problem? where are the orioles now, you say? oh my! and where are those beloved cubs of yours? lololol thats right, they aint even gonna get a chance to choke, and still have to pay off his salary! haha the cubs are his bitches!
"Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes
by blah May 2, 2005
by blah November 9, 2003
by blah August 27, 2003
when a male is smaller than the femeal which he plans to pleasure, and the female forces the male to do sexual acts against his will.
by blah January 27, 2005
by blah December 2, 2003